fuming fap

beating your meat out of pure frustration.

i'm sick of getting these answers wrong, gonna take a fuming fap real quick.

after failing the test, johnny slipped into the bathroom and came out 20min later...that fap was definitely fuming.

by SheepLand June 11, 2021

baby fumes

that smell when you change a diaper.

"UGH! caught a whiff of BABY FUMES!!!"

by bootyfuck3000 April 11, 2017

Fairy Fumes

When you have cute fairy farts, but they smell like absolute shit

"What the fuck is that smell? Is that Brandon dropping fairy fumes again?"

by WordDucks August 14, 2016

Fuming (Fumin')

When someone is doing extraordinarily well in a certain sport,activity, or even just in life, to show that you've seen/appreciated their amazing effort you can simply say "Aw man you're fumin' right now!"

"The quarterback was fuming (fumin') when he threw the game winning touchdown."

by abibet1234 October 23, 2014

Fuming

Fuming is a person who does person things because he is a person who likes doing person things.

OMG YOU'RE DOING FUMING THINGS

by Joimhug March 8, 2023

flour fumes

The hip word for hormones from the book illegal my ass

“What was happening on that pool table?”

“It was flour fumes.”

“Is that the hip word for hormones?”

by BlackJester November 17, 2017

Fumes

A nickname for someone who is hot af, and smokes gas

Look at Fumes chilling

by John12356 December 13, 2021