Licking someone else's teeth. Just like Canadian bacon is not quite bacon, French Canadian kissing is not quite French kissing.
by Spinky May 24, 2006

by AgileIndex October 12, 2015

When one rubs the tip of their nose all over the face of their significant other, usually as a joke after/whilst eskimo kissing.
I was being cute and giving her an eskimo kiss, but I ruined the moment in the name of humor when I gave her a French Eskimo Kiss
by kayrunk November 29, 2012

The act of toasting a soft, pillowy marshmallow to delicious, gooey consistency, consuming it with great pleasure, and then exchanging a naughty French kiss in front of the campfire.
by Colls May 20, 2008

Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.
Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.
by Worthless January 12, 2020

by DJ RAMENNOODLES October 2, 2020

I was eating this chick’s ass last night and she had a hemorrhoid so big it was like French kissing Sanchez.
by UncleMikeOnWheels January 27, 2021
