forced acquaintance

A person whose company you don't particularly enjoy or like, but circumstances force you to interact or spend time with him or her.

Josh isn't my friend, he's a forced acquaintance.

by EdgyHipster69 March 2, 2019

Forced fake laugh

Forced fake laughing is done when a loser doesn't know how to react properly to something because it makes them uncomfortable but they still want to act like they are high energy and extroverted when in reality they are not.

A: You look like a child molester

B: HAHAH Im obvously not and you can tell by the very authintic laughter i had before i started/ stopped talking

A: Why are you making this so unfomfortable now. It made it so much worse for you because now im sure you are a child molester...

Forced fake laugh is so bad

by Rooney.avanches7 June 10, 2022

forced lesbian

A woman who is so ugly no man would ever even think about hooking up with her. Therefore she is forced to become a lesbian with someone just as ugly as herself.

Damn, that girl is so ugly she she has to be a forced lesbian.
I know man i threw up a little just looking at her.

by horse man July 28, 2007

forced-again virgin

Similar to a born-again virgin, only the new virginity is the result of a prolonged and highly undesired abstinence due to a complete lack of worthy prospects.

Stephanie, when was the last time you got laid?

Uhh, 1 year, 4 months, and 11 days ago.

Oh my god! You never told me you were a forced-again virgin!

by AgentBacardi June 3, 2010

Forced Header

A term used in football where the ball is kicked (either on purpose or by accident) into another players head or face, without them having time to react (i.e. forcing them to head the ball)

Usually followed by laughter, especially when a particulary powerful shot connects with the face.

Ash: Did you see Johns awesome forced header?
Nat: Yeah, Paul smashed that at him
John: Ow...

by ADChick August 1, 2008

forced frivolity

Any mandatory organizational activity supposedly designed to encourage comaradarie and build personal and working relationships by forcing you to hang and socialize with people with whom you work and that you would never consider spending time with outside of work.

Another afternoon of "forced frivolity," management's answer to team building!

by riansc April 16, 2015

forced immunization

This is when a company forces its employees to get a immunization or be fired. In 2021 during the covid 19 pandemic a hospital in Texas named Houston Methodist forced all its employees to get the covid vaccine. Some didn't want it so instead of having those employees wear a N95 mask during their shift they fired them.

Shame on Houston Methodist management for their forced immunization of the covid heroes who selflessly put their lives at risk taking care of all the covid patients. Everyone should have the right to refuse to put something into their bodies they don't want. Remember the saying, karma's a bitch!

by jimmybomm June 22, 2021