fakenger

N. A fake bike messenger. Somewhere who rides a messenger-style track bike, carries a messenger bag, rocks messenger spoke cards, etc.; but is not actually a messenger.

"Being in Williamsburg, a huge percentage of these bikes must be being sold to poser, hipster douche bag fakenger scum."

by Adrian Mander September 19, 2008

fokemon (foquemon)

Spanish (Mexico) street slang for drug-addict. Plural is fokemones or foquemones.

An example of using " fokemon (foquemon)" from Rio Doce

"En el callejón Manuel Angulo de la colonia 5 de Mayo hay una casa abandonada que desde hace muchos años es cueva de adictos al cristal. Al menos dos veces por semana, los vecinos hablan a la Policía Municipal para reportar lo que llaman “la cueva de los foquemones”, pero la corporación los ignora."

Translation "In the alley Manuel Angulo in the Cinco de Mayo neighbourhood there's an abandoned house that's been a drug 'cave' (dope-up spot) for crystal meth addicts. At least two times a week the neighbours say they've called the police to report what they call the "cave of the addicts", but they've been ignored.

by Jaimote July 10, 2009

Forenut

A large knot-like lump, that when intoxicated, develops on a drunk individuals forehead. In severe cases, two forenuts might be present, resembling forenut satan!

Oh my god! What happened to your head? Did you hit it on something?

No, its just a forenut! Im totally cheesed! Lets go to the casino!

by Derryll September 15, 2010

pocket forensics

determining where you drank last night by examining your collection of matchbooks and credit card receipts; also known as following the caper trail.

Bruce Lee: What in God's name are you looking for?
Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public.

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

foking

1. fucking yourself over while smoking

2. fucking smoking

No foking within a 200 feet of this building.

Stop fucking foking!

by Angela, Desiree, Jackie, Christina June 11, 2006

Fokeing

Fishing while smoking

We were going to hang out by the lake, but these two guys were fokeing

by Light5624 December 18, 2008

fokey mokey

originated in kent(England) in the Faversahm Herne Bay area. can also be shortened to 'Fo Mo'. Has two meanings one as a mild insult instead of Mo Fo and the latter, a version of the hokey kokey involving jazz hands and wiggling of hips.

jemma you fo mo!!!!
yo, fo mo!
i hate him he's such a fo mo,
lets do the fokey mokey you fo mo,

by Martin May 13, 2005