fogalized

The result of knobdicking, thinking you can improve the function of a properly running equipment by adjusting or calibrating the equipment BUT instead you fuck it up

The R.O. was working great until Jeff fogalized it.

by rightclickron November 24, 2020

Fecalism

When a normal conversation turns into poop jokes

Before we knew it, the conversation was riddled with fecalism.

by tammythemanslayer June 3, 2021

paleo-fecalpheliac

someone who is straight up into Dino poo. the paleo-fecalpheliac fantasizes about dinosaurs and various other prehistoric creatures dropping a load of prehistoric feces directly onto their face, chest, and body. the paleo-fecalpheliac is different from your standard fecalpheliac in that, rather than scoping out the scene above ground, they must venture deep below the earths surface for the feces they desire. paleontology is a common career path of the paleo-fecalpheliac, where they and their peers can be known to spend entire lifetimes uncovering the sweet poo that lay dormant deep in the soil of our plant Earth. paleo-fecalpheliacs' interest in prehistoric feces is harmless to the average homosapien because the feces of the living is too fresh, soft, potent, and recent to be considered of any value to the paleo-fecalpheliac.

paleontologist1: "these bones are incredible, but this poo... mmmmmm."
paleontologist2: "haha looks like someone is a closet paleo-fecalpheliac"
paleontologist1: "shuttt up!!!"
paleontologist2" "ohh chill out, we're all here for the poo, don't worry ;)"

by dinopoo4ever December 3, 2013

fecal blowback

Microscopic, particulate matter expelled from one's anus during flatuent activity, usually confined to one's underwear if such garments are in fact being worn, though its infinitesemal size can still disperse into the surrounding air regardless of the presence of protective garments thus landing on your peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Johnny ripped a huge fart when his girlfriend, Carmen, was talking on the phone and she did not realize that his fecal blowback landed in her Cesar salad.

by Professor Rizzle March 19, 2010

Foals

Oxford based band, that some may describe as math rock, but others may describe as "Who cares, they're awesome!:)". Known for great live shows and the Yannis' dancing. Signed to Transgressive Records.

Members:
Yannis Philipakis:Guitar/Vocals
Jimmy Smith: Guitar
Edwin "Dwinkles" Congreave: Keyboard
Jack Bevan:Drums
Walter Gervers: Bass

"Do you want to see Foals at-"

"YES!"

by I Exterminate Daleks February 10, 2009

FECAL TISSUE

Tissue excreted from the anus. The tissue is almost always wast food product. Used as a synonym for poop and crap by more refined intelligent individuals such as George W. Bush and Napoleon. Can be expelled as partof a classy sex act known as the Hot Carl

Napoleon: Greetings I apologize for my tardiness, it twas unavoidable due to my expulsion of large amounts of fecal tissue.

by Napoleon I Emporer of the French August 13, 2006

Fecal Cell Anemia

A disease occurring when someone is so full of shit that it actually runs through their blood.

The avid bullshitter was diagnosed with a severe case of Fecal Cell Anemia.

by sinner86 February 10, 2008