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Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
by Manager December 16, 2004
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FLORIDIAN CRACKHEADS

TRIN AND KAYY😂👎(people who live in florida and are rockmonsters )
"You guys need to stop, you are acting like floridian crackheads"- kyndall
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floridian

a derogatory term to describe a retard
Jeff: timmy is a Floridian
Casper: he's from Idaho?
Jeff: like a retard
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Pulling a Floridian

Doing some dumb or fucked up shit that could be done By a person from and/or living in the State of Florida
Cletus: “Gawdamn man I was huntin’ For some gator and shot marge in the arm”
Bo: “Aw shit cuz that’s Pulling a Floridian right there
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Floridian slip

When a male or female travels to Florida with the intent of partying but ends up doing crack
Man, I went to Florida to watch the Jags game and I ended up having a Floridian slip...
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Floridian Pregame

It's like a normal pregame, but instead of alcohol, it's crack.
"Yo, you wanna come with us to the Floridian Pregame?"
"Nah, I'll just stick with the booze for now, thanks."
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Floridian Papatims

Huge male titties that scream a man needs a bra
My best friend has a huge set of Floridian Papatims
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