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Flockers 

A group of girls who go to the gym together, covered in makeup, and barely exercising because they are too busy looking after their makeup and tight spandex clothing.
Person 1: "ugh check out those flockers on the treadmills."
Person 2: "why do they even come if they are not going to work out?"
**meanwhile**
Girl 1: "Girl 2 Omg did I sweat??"
Girl 2: "girl 1 omg your foundation is coming off!!"
*both run (for the first time today) to the changing rooms*
Flockers by SatanLovesFlowers March 3, 2015
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sheepy flockerllalians 

godgobbers who blindly following another godgobber, or a particular faith, just like flocks of sheep following a farmer !
godgobbers have an analogy about their congregations being a flock, so this is very apt use of sheepy flockerllalians
The Baulkham Hills Hillsong Church congregation, follow it's founder and multi-millionaire leader Brian Houston, like a mob of sheepy flockerllalians running after a shepherd.
sheepy flockerllalians by Frosty G December 9, 2008
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mother flocker

1.The Alpha Female in a flock of sheep.

2. A person on social media that everybody follows.
1. Most of my sheep are descendants of one Mother flocker

2. It's amazing how many followers she has. She is the original Mother flocker
mother flocker by Cheatmaster786 October 22, 2015

Roberta Flacked 

Killing someone not-so softly with one's song. Most commonly associated with office workers insisting on the inevitable Birthday song seranade. The most painful version is when one person takes it upon themselves to sing to an unwilling party, thus inflicting serious and irreversible damage.
"OMG, you guys, Marcia's getting ready to Roberta Flack the birthday boy."

"Nah, bro, I'm not going to karaoke with you. Last time, I was Roberta Flacked within an inch of my life'
Roberta Flacked by deb84102 July 24, 2009
fucked up whether by drugs or alchi... but unlike flished, this is a bad fucked up
V was so floked yesterday she couldnt even get up to get her phone that was ringing
floked by valerella April 20, 2006

fluckedup 

Fucked up on something other than alcohol.
Over heard at a rave:
"Hey, I'm really fluckedup."
(adjective) High strung, eccentric, prone to erratic, crazy or often senile behavior.
"You know old Mrs. Johnson that lives around the corner by herself and has like a million cats?"
"Yeah, she's a bit......Flocken"
Flocken by Who do you think? February 2, 2004