freight train

Tie her up. Take a few steps back. Run at her making historically accurate freight train noises and plow straight into her. Finish.

OOOH DADDY JARVIS PLEASE DO THE FREIGHT TRAIN. OK HERE WE GOO! CHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGA CHOO CHOOOOOO. OH YES JARVIS!

by daddy jason November 3, 2017

firefighter

A firefighter is no more than a person who holds a compassion for their job, a love of their department and a brotherhood with over a million other men and women alike. They are people you can count on, at any time of the day. They are people who take pride in what they do.. only because thast all they know, thats what they were made to know. Theyre not heros... but they are the elctritions, the carpenters, the pipefitters and the butchers... so next time you see a fireman thank them for what they do... whether they are paid or volunteer they didnt have to take that job.... they wanted it....

A firefighter is no more than the man working on your roof, or the brother who died in the line of duty just doing what he or she loved...

by sgb May 22, 2006

Freight Trained

When an unsuspecting animal dog,cat,deer or other, runs out into a street or highway. The said animal running with tunnel vision of only the other side of the road, gets hammered by the car/truck never seeing it coming. The animal usually get killed or severly injured to the point it wishes it was dead. Damage usually is done to the car/truck and there is always a large bang/yelping noise,with much blood and gore.

dude 1 : Did you see that dog that running around?

dude 2 : Yeah, that mother fucker just ran out into the street and got freight trained by an explorer. It was EPIC!

by TV CAR September 30, 2010

Anaconda Squeeze/Freight Train Cum

The act in which two sexual partners are intertwined like anacondas mating. With the intensity and rhythm slowly building up-- the male plows the field of dreams, ball slappin', good, deep, and hard - until each partner simultaneously reaches an orgasm - like two run away freight trains - COLLIDING - the retrosexual sounds and ground shaking pounding can be heard by ALL for miles and miles around!

John and Dee had an out of body anaconda squeeze/freight train cum experience at the adult bookstore.

While John was plowin' Dee's field of dreams, they both had an intense, powerful, anaconda squeeze/freight train cum..........GOTTA LOVE THE BOMB SEX!!!!!!!!!

by Cougar Sport Killer March 5, 2011

firefighter

Man or woman who has no useful skills other than being willing to follow the instructions of an equally useless captain. Although firefighters are usually regarded as heros, the large majority of them have never saved a single life. Some people regard them as hot even though most of them are fat due to the massive amount of time they spend watching TV and eating. Most of them have little regard for the common citizen and are often bothered when the city residents stop by the fire house to check out how their tax money is being spent.

Jim: I'm gonna spend this entire weekend like a firefighter

Marcus: What? You're gonna be putting out fires?

Jim: Nah, I'm gonna sink into the couch and watch the "Real Wives" marathon

by shoopakabras September 30, 2011

Exotic Firefighter

Is when you rip of your pubes and insert them in the girls mouth, after this, you light the pubes on fire, MAKE SURE the bitch screams, then you jizz on the pubes to extinguish the fire, once this is done, the girl will say "OH, HONEY YOU SAVED MY LIFE!" Then you say, "DAMN RIGHT BITCH"

Then you simply just fuck the shit out of her.

Your exotic firefighter last night was extremely flamboyant!

by Nick Kmiecik September 10, 2007

Runnin Freight

When you have 2 or more males having sexual intercourse with a single female. Usually in reference to sleezy guys.

"You see Andrew, Jaden, and Kyle with Kayla out tonight?"
"Yeah I did, my mans are runnin freight on her tonight!"

by Carlotta214 January 2, 2019