farpleet

A fart that starts off loud, but then transitions into a silent but deadly.

I was in a meeting and accidentally farted, it was loud at first but it was just a farpleet.

by MrProblemOfficers June 6, 2014

Fear-Bola

is an airborne disease that spreads through conversation, entering your brain through your ears. It is so contagious that some victims have contracted it by simply seeing images and videos about Ebola. Once inside your body, Fear-bola attacks the part of the brain responsible for rational thinking

Mel Robbins- Did you hear how many hypochondriac people caught Fear-Bola so far?
Joe American - No, but I think I have Fear-Bola!!!!

by DR.Rational October 20, 2014

Fear of long words

Also known as hippotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia and is a complete joke that some dumbass thought was very smart to do...

*guy with the phobia sees a long word and panics*
Me: Looks like you got hippoto-
Guy with phobia: NO NO NOO DON'T SAY IT!!
Me: Why can't I say hippotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia??
Guy with phobia: *Panics*
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Fear of long words

by Uhmmmmmmm idk October 31, 2018

fear of rejection

Fear of rejection is the fear of unacceptance. This refers to the fear that their personality or appearance will not be accepted or made fun of.

This can lead to forms of social anxiety or supposed awkwardness. Due to this fear of rejection, conversations with this person can be inhibited.

"I'm gonna go talk to Bob today and see if we can be friends... Oh, but he's already friends with Benny. What if he doesn't like me? What if I say something stupid? He'll probably hate me anyway. I won't talk to him. I have a bad fear of rejection." - thoughts of Tyler

by Givemeaname. December 9, 2012

Fear Boner

An unexpected boner provoked by a frightening experience or unusually strong or dangerous potential mate.

Sally: I'll break your fucking nose, Tom.
Tom: Fear boner, activate!

by jpb103 May 19, 2016

The Fear

"The Fear" is the sense that you have done yourself some lasting damage after a night of drinking. It's symptoms are:

- A feeling that you are going to die soon (and not just due to other hangover symptoms);
- A sense that people or organizations are out to get you;
- Angst that you may have offended, inappropriately touched or physically attacked someone the night before;
- Foreboding about the next time you meet the people or return to the bar where you degraded yourself the previous night.

The fear is often accompanied by "The Remorse" where you are also genuinely ashamed and sorry for the way you have behaved, as well as simply frightened for the sake of your own wellbeing.

Concerned Friend: "How are you feeling after last night?"
Sufferer: "I am riddled with The Fear. And cat AIDS."

by Jaques le Chef April 14, 2008

fearghal

A big sexy man beast who has a huge blood sausage bulging out of his pants. Has a great furry man beard, which is irresistable to the female gender. They always want to stroke it, because it gives them sexual pleasure. When he burps his sweet sexy breath into the back of your hair in class, it makes all the chicks cum on demand. He could get any girl he wants, but he is too good for human girls and is waiting for us to acheive intergalactic space travel so he can go bang some hot alien ass. Only xorlack girls are good for fearghal. He has a mind of steel and a heart of gold and will rule the world some day in the future. Also he will live forevor in his own little world with a dragon with dave bowie's head named gokusan.

I heard Sally tried to go for Fearghal.. What is that girl thinking??? He's impossible to get.

I was seduced by Fearghal's man beard the other day, and now i can't stop masurbating.

Fearghal burped into the back of my hair and made it fly everywhere, and right as he did that, I had the best orgasm ever.

by DBSquad June 9, 2009