Fasian

A fit or extremely hot male of Asian origin (a very rare specimen)

Harriet: OH MA GAWD that Zayn is such a Fasian!
Jen: That Kieran Leahy ain't bad either..... Top quality Fasian right there

by iluvmommy May 16, 2011

Fasian

A fat Asian. Also known as a "lucky rabbit's foot" due to their nature of bringing good karma upon all around the person.

Yo, that Fasian got me an A on my computer test.

by T-rex Throdes March 25, 2008

fasian

A fake Asian. Different from a wannabe Asian. The first one you're asian without trying and in the second one you try to be asian.

I have so many asian friends I've turned fasian

by Awahi August 22, 2004

facan't

Facan’t, when a person is fucking cunt but circumstances prevent you from using the actual words.

I was driving mum home and some facan't cut me off, had to be nice and not yell you fucking cunt.

by pezpact June 5, 2019

Fasian

noun: one who is a particularly fat, or chubby asian. Usually happier than most, a cheery, overweight person of asian descent. Fasians can be your best friend, or your worst nightmare. Don't mess with a fasian.

Bob: hahaha he is so chubby!
Joe: Shut up, bro... He's a fasian.
Bob: oh, that explains it.
Joe: Don't mess.

by boomchickawowshowmewhatyougot August 22, 2010

fasian

noun - a fat asain drunk hookup

I got so wasted that I hooked up with a Fasian!

by Quagmire Colleen March 9, 2011

fasian

a fat asian girl that has applied as a wiatress.

hey check out the new waitress. The fasian will need extra dressing on her salad.

by b.groovy May 24, 2006