Facestalking

Using the website facebook to stalk someone by repeatedly checking thier profile page to see their status, relationship status, pictures and who they have been speaking to. You know you have a serious problem with facestalking when you click on who they have been talking to, only to find that only their friends can view their profile. Obviously you cannot add them as this will become suspicious to the person you are stalking. This leaves you angry that you cannot complete your stalking mission.

Talking on facebook chat
Me: Yo
Dan: Yo, cant really chat, i only logged in quickly to see what becky is upto. She chattin to some guy called shaun but i cant see his profile. ffs this is pissing me off big time.
Me: Dude you need some help with your facestalking problem.

by <<Chris>> February 24, 2009

facestalking

Using facebook.com to stalk people. Not really stalk, stalk used loosely, as in, to look around at people and browse the site. 'stalking' is used because facebook.com has become increasingly reveiling about people, giving almost anyone the ability to stalk anyone else by just browsing the site.

Me: Hey Jane, whats up?
You: Nothin, just facestalking.

by ofarrell30 March 15, 2007

Smiley Faces

Bitches love 'em.

Gin Rummy: Bitches love Smiley Faces.
Ed Wuncler III: It's still nigga technology.

by Alastair E. September 29, 2008

facestat

A website where people can upload pictures of themselves or others to be viewed, judged, and likely degraded by others.

facestat.com is fun, but harsh.

by lmk34 May 13, 2009

Facestalk

To "friend" someone on Facebook whom you haven't seen or talked to in years just to see what they look like, if they've gotten fat, have ugly kids, or otherwise see how their life sucks compared to yours. Also, you have no intention of ever writing on this person's wall or commenting on a status or picture, because you are just there to see what they look like/are doing now. Could also go the other way - they could totally rock and make you feel bad, in which case you will un-friend them.

You: Hey, I got an email from Kimmy from High School the other day.
Me: Really? You guys weren't even friends though, right?
You: Hmmm, I guess not.
Me: Dude, she is totally facestalking you.

by Danizilla January 16, 2010

Facespionage

Spying on people using Facebook, similar to Myspying.

"Dude I'm so bored, I'm just doing some Facespionage to kill some time."

by Tarvioli March 17, 2010

Facespam

E-mail that you don't want to read because it's just notifications from Facebook but you have to otherwise you'll keep thinking you have important unread email.

Person 1: Whoa dude you have a lot of contacts.
Person 2: No it's just Facespam.
Person 1: Oh. That sucks.
Person 2: Dude! My girlfriend broke up with me via Facespam!
Person 1: Oh, damn it...are you Mark Zuckerburg in disguise?

by aman13 January 22, 2011