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Face plant

Is when a female sits down on a guys face and has not shaved therefore her hairy vagina has a bush and curlies end up inside the guys mouth.
Sally came over last night and she face planted me!
by DabombBiaaaach February 12, 2023
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Facepaste

When upon hearing someone's last name, having full permission to creep their book immediately after to see photos, wall, and other info.
Ben I totally facepasted his name into search to creep his book and see what he looked like, and he's ugly as shit.
by Lauraleaaaa February 18, 2011
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faceparty

A British social networking/dating website. Theres a few alright people but there are alot of pervs who message you asking if you got "cam" and slappers who have pictures of themselves standing in front of a mirror half naked taken with their mobile or just of ramdom body parts. There are also alot of bots trying to get desparate men to text to a preuium rate number to recieve a dirty vid.
Euh I saw her on Faceparty last night, posing in her undies :x
by Gemma1985 October 8, 2007
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faceplate

The front part of portable eletronics like cell phones and portable video games.
I'll buy a new faceplate for my PSP.
by Markirus October 20, 2009
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FaceParty

FaceParty, what I think comes from the definition, sit on my face and party, is a website dedicated to the communication of young and old alike.
What people decide to communicate is up to themself, hence the abdication of any form of intelligent life or originality. Once you create a profile on faceparty users can specify certain characteristics about themself and most importantly upload a picture (meant to be their face, but some morons do not understand this concept).
If you truely decide you want to embrace the culture of faceparty I'm affraid you either have to be a randy teenager , council dirty, or simply rather dull. Excluding myself of course, who likes to facilitate in mocking those below myself, more of a God like characteristic.
I would list some examples of faceparty profiles that fit the bill but if you just use the browse facility on the site you would be able to see the overwhelming arrangement of monkey spankers for yourself!
by Erebos May 8, 2006
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facepan

Rather than facepalm, a reaction of hitting yourself in the face, it is hitting yourself (or, someone else) in the face with a frying pan.
Varun does something dumb. *facepans Varun*
by lilbec February 24, 2011
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face plant

The words yelled after grabbing a girl's wrists out from under her whilst doing her from behind.
Bernie and Linda were having a good time until Bernie chopped Linda's arms out from under her and yelled "Face plant!"
by Heather Ledger January 30, 2005
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