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Eyes Wide Shit 

An amalgamation of the scary ass Stanley Kubrick Movie "Eyes Wide Shut" and "Shit" to express a media, online, entertainment or social situation involving stalking or defamation that is shockingly deplorable, and very much illegal.

Most likely actions best described as Law Suit Worthy or requiring Police Intervention, threatening your livelihood job and relationship and makes you want to curl up in the fetal position.
Sometimes synonymous with the feeling of being hunted down like an animal by the media, or the mob.
"When i first read all the horrible abusive things people had said about me and all my friends on urban dictionary i though 'this site is eyes wide shit.' "- all women.
"The smut coming out in hollywood movies of late is eyes wide shit" - Nat
"When I left my job it was a case of eyes wide shit" - Glenn
"The news of the world trash mags is turning regular peoples lives into a case of eyes wide shit" - Sienna
"Last night was eyes wide shit" - Michelle
"Everyone shut the fuck up - we're all having group hysteria due to a severe case of eyes wide shit" - Al
Eyes Wide Shit by smut police December 7, 2011

eyes sparkle 

when someone uses the sparkling filter and their/his/her eyes sparkle, that means they/she/he are/is a virgin
A: he used the sparkling filter and his eyes sparkled

B: he is a virgin
eyes sparkle by vyblski_ December 24, 2020

Eyes Out 

Eyes Out. After the lady, or man if you prefer, gives you head and you bust on his/her face, promptly shove both of your thumbs in their eye sockets. This is called the "eyes out" move. Great for when you dont particularly like the person performing oral favors.
"Dog, remember Alisha? The slut that slept witht he football team? Fool, she was giving me some brain and I went eyes out on that rat!"
Eyes Out by Ghottishook January 27, 2007

Eyes Dilated 

Term used to describe the act of getting high. This is used because of the fact when one gets high, one's pupils become dilated.
1. I am trying to get my eyes dilated right now.
2. My eyes are so dilated right now.
3. Are you guys trying to get your eyes dilated?
4. Timmy was so dilated the other day during class.
5. My mother in law came over the other day...in order to survive i got my eyes dilated before she came.
Eyes Dilated by Steve3221 February 14, 2009

Eyes:Closed 

a metalhead whom cannot keep his eyes open whilst baked.

also, a bomb ass song by the band The Contortionist
The Contortionist's song Eyes:Closed is the shit.
Eyes:Closed by herrllyreahh March 11, 2011

eyes on the run 

when some ones eyes seem like they are filled with wonder, often very beautiful eyes are described as 'on the run'
her eyes are amazing! but they look shes always wondering about things, she has eyes on the run
eyes on the run by HHF! August 14, 2011