expensively expensive

what ur mom says when u want 2 get something bt she doesnt want u 2 have it cause its 2 expensive

no no dear thats 2... umm.. expensively... umm.. expensive. u know what? u just cant have it cause i said so.

by pa pa March 26, 2004

expensive bullshit

Promises made by politicians

Carbon taxes end up being expensive bullshit when corporations can exempt themselves.

by Spartan Kong June 8, 2014

Expensive Shower

A roundabout way of saying golden shower

friend 1: Hey bro do you want an expensive shower?

Friend 2: Yeah, But what the hell is an expensive shower

Friend 1: here i'll show you *friend one proceeds to give his homie a golden shower*

Hey do you want an expensive shower?

by AriaorAries January 16, 2023

Final Expenses

A sum of money that the elderly have to pay for funeral care. Can also be used to describe a really large sum of money to be owed to someone.

"Mr. Rogers had to pay for his final expenses early because he had cancer"

"Like hell I owe Harvey 800 bucks, thats final expenses for me"

by Pontianak December 6, 2003

expensive

A price tag that is so horrifyingly eye-watering painfully high

Guy1: Man you saw the new FuckBook?
Guy2: Yah it comes with Fuck1, but it is so expensive
Guy1: Man, that was so horrifying
Guy3: so much pain…

by sketchykid.mp7 May 22, 2022

EXPENSIVE

expensive with a capital E, and maybe a capital X, P, E, N, S, I, V and E

Mumbo: that will be real EXPENSIVE with a capital E, and maybe a capital X, P, E, N, S, I, V and E
Me: so u need, m o n e e

by Ninja Monke March 8, 2021

expensive fleshlight

A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.

Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.

by Mentalbreakdownwardspiral February 4, 2023