Ewok Moment

When an entity takes an action which is the harbinger of bad things to come.

Metallica used to be good, but the Black Album was an Ewok Moment.

by DaHolmes November 28, 2023

Sugary Ewok

When a woman puts a gummy bear on each of her front two teeth and proceeds to give a man a blowjob.

John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.

John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.

by MrTacos375 November 29, 2024

upside down ewok

When two midgets fist eachother until orgasm. But they havent shaven in months.

Ronnie and keykey did an upside down ewok

by Lord buttfoot January 8, 2019

upside down ewok

Midgets fist each other until they orgasm into each others mouth. But they havent shaved their hair in months

I heard Ronnie and keykey did an upside down ewok last night

by Lord buttfoot January 8, 2019

Ewok Moment

When an entity takes an action which is the harbinger of bad things to come.

Metallica used to be good, but the Black Album was an Ewok Moment.

by DaHolmes November 28, 2023

Ewok

Stands for easy women of Kailua.

“Damn grace is an Ewok”

by Micah Chong November 28, 2022

Lord ewok

Lord Ewok is the king of the ewok, he rules above all & can ban anyone or kill at his disposal, he is the all mighty kind we shall all bow for. Fear everyone has to him, with his aprentis prince ewok he rules the borders of the known universe.

Me:Ewok is coming!

Atomic: that gay ass is kill

Ewok kills him

Me: I love u no homo

Ewok: I am lord Ewok, the ruler of everyone

Me: yes my king

by ObviouslynotFELIPE June 2, 2020