John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
by MrTacos375 November 29, 2024
Get the Sugary Ewokmug. by DaHolmes November 28, 2023
Get the Ewok Momentmug. by Lord buttfoot January 8, 2019
Get the Upsidedown ewokmug. John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
by MrTacos375 November 29, 2024
Get the Sugary Ewokmug. Besides their voracious appetites and propensity to reproduce like crazy, da "trouble wif tribbles" is dat --- due to their small size and furry coats --- they are very Ewokative.
by QuacksO October 16, 2023
Get the Ewokativemug. by Lord buttfoot January 8, 2019
Get the upside down ewokmug. 