Depresso espresso

The incorrect way to say the common term “espresso depresso”

Person 1 “I am depresso espresso”
Person 2 “you mean espresso espresso? You idiot.”

by Idont havea name October 2, 2020

Espresso Frappe

When she shits in a cup and you also cum in the cup and mix it up (blender is suggested) and you pour it on her vagina and slurp it off.

Guuuuuuuuuurl, i wanna do a espresso frappe on yo ass.

by Fuzzyrobrub April 5, 2019

espresso shartini

An espresso martini with laxatives in it.

Got smashed on espresso martinis last night, shat myself, espresso shartinis

by Dick Recoil May 7, 2020

Mr Espresso

A description for a man who makes you hot and high. He gives you a huge head rush better than any type of caffeine.

There's my Mr Espresso!

by foxkitten March 3, 2015

their espresso

a phrase used when a piece of music is underrated and deserves more attention/appreciation than it gets. “Espresso” is a hit by Sabrina Carpenter which received millions of streams in a short time span.

“Ughhh this song is so good it should've been their espresso”

by thugluvinyuh July 24, 2024

espresso cookie

kinda cute. acts like guy who rejected me. #murrayslanderuntilwebecomefriends

i just got espresso cookie from a tenpull!

by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021

brooklyn espresso

Cocaine, usually of a high-quality.

McGregor must’ve had one too many Brooklyn Espressos before tossing that hand-cart through the window of that bus.

by Sinbadd The Sailor May 24, 2018