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Einstein-Rosen bridge

The wormhole that connects the area of spacetime within the rectum to the area of spacetime outside the body.

While not proven rigorously, the particles that traverse this portion of spacetime to eventually lodge in another’s nasal passages are believed to remain quantum entangled i.e. EPR with those that still remain in the rectum.

This may or may not have lead Maldacena to his famous ER=EPR conjecture.
Tim: I was like “Where did it go? I know I could feel it come out but it isn’t in the toilet. Oh wait, I found it.”
Fred: It was still in the Einstein-Rosen bridge, right?
Tim: Damn skippy it was.
by dgRonbo April 12, 2021
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Einsteinium

Einsteinium is element 99
by Gn Leumassy February 10, 2022
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Albert Einstein High School

People criticize the stein, until they go to the stein. Heavily slept on. Best in the DCC, hands down.
Blair Student: ohh you go Einstein? That sucks.

Albert Einstein High School Student: haha you thought. The stein stays lit
by chickfila January 15, 2018
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Einstein

Glasses that you would wear when you want to look professional.
I got my einsteins on during the the day, but at night I put my stunna shades on.
by Double Deez October 20, 2006
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einsteinium

The word relating to the great Albert Einstein. It describes a person or a group of people who are exceptionally smart and far superior to others. Someone who has einsteinium qualities will live far longer and excel in life.
Why are you so smart?

I'm einsteinium baby!
by team einsteinium October 31, 2011
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Baby Einstein

Toddler who is already reading and doing things that are beyond his or her age. Also, the best darned direct to video children's series from my childhood.
Person 1: Wow! I can't believe your kid is reading that board book to the other children, and he is only 2 years old!

Person 2: I know right? That's my Baby Einstein alright!
by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019
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Einstein

One of the myriad of Jews with an extremely high IQ- that made extremely important contributions to Physics with his relativity and other theories.
EINSTEIN JEWISH SCIENTIST
by Dirogo April 30, 2009
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