expert dust

Cocaine

Where my expert dust sucka?

by buckminister August 6, 2011

eper

the most lovely hooman in the world

i love u eper

by sheyley November 24, 2021

Expert bs'er

Somebody who has mastered the art of bullshitting.

Jane is an expert bs'er, She could bullshit her way out of anything

by bigJamiee September 3, 2016

Roger Ebert

To call someone a Roger Ebert is to say that they are a naive pompous asshat with no credibility. It is most often used to describe people who spout their opinion on subjects they know little to nothing about.

This slang term became increasingly popular when the Pulitzer prize winning film critic declared that "video games can never be art," all while stubbornly refusing to play any of the great games of the medium. He found it unnecessary to experience an art form before denouncing its entire artistic merit.

"You hate the book, but you just said you never read it - way to pull a Roger Ebert."

by Sander_Cohen April 22, 2010

Ebert

A film critic who, and Gene Siskel created the thumbs up system for grading movies. Siskel dies at age 53, and now the show is called Ebert and Roeper. Roger Ebert is a "REAL" film critic, unlike Roeper.

Ebert's style-giving helpful comments to cast of film, or to moviegoers.

Roeper's style- Either saying "I know what your sayin'", or make lame jokes, and laughs at himself.

by Zano July 5, 2004

Nolympic Expert

A person which after watching an event on the Olympics for a short time, somehow becomes an immediate expert. Found particularly in sports where a score is given by a panel of true experts, such as gymnastics.

Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.

Nolympic Expert: "Oh... he didn't quite land that double axel with half twist, that'll be a half-point off..."

*shakes head during replay*

by TheBald March 1, 2010

hand ball expert

one whos expertise is handling the male genitalia

he told me i was a handball expert last night.

by ForeverGQ August 27, 2003