Stupid liberals who have nothing better to do than panic about the Earth and waste money "saving the planet." They call anyone against their cause hypocrites and they makes up problems that don't even exist, like global warming. They enjoy worrying about thing like carbon dioxide, and they try to stop it at all costs, even if it means slowing down the economy and spending billions of dollars. They are usually mentally unstable, and are either corrupt politicians and scientists, or celebrities.
Al Gore is a fucking environmentalist. He wants to gain power once again after losing the election in 2000. Global warming doesn't even exist, and he says we should waste our time fixing it.
by Anti-Environmentalist December 9, 2008
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by thelastgreat April 1, 2009
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A condition characterized by frequent changes in mood, ranging from manic optimism to depressed hopelessness, all due to environmental circumstances rather than biochemistry.
“The current economic situation is so complicated and emotionally charged, we have become environmentally bipolar – energized one minute by good news, and despondent the next by bad.”
by sunday copywriter May 3, 2009
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Nerd #1: How long did you work on your oral presentation for the Envirothon?
Nerd #2: 15 hours straight, you?
Nerd #1: Man, only 10. It was awesome though!
Nerd #1: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Nerd #2: Pilgrims!
Nerd #1: And if Mayflowers bring Pilgrims, what do Pilgrims bring?
Nerd #2: Invasive species!!
Nerds: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Coventry beats Wheeler any day, Newfies rock)
Nerd #2: 15 hours straight, you?
Nerd #1: Man, only 10. It was awesome though!
Nerd #1: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Nerd #2: Pilgrims!
Nerd #1: And if Mayflowers bring Pilgrims, what do Pilgrims bring?
Nerd #2: Invasive species!!
Nerds: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Coventry beats Wheeler any day, Newfies rock)
by revscharm June 19, 2005
Get the envirothon mug.A person who creates fictitious animals and plants and gets them put on the endangered species list. Then she works to stop all development of private property by claiming the endangered species lives nearby.
The environmentalist does this to cost taxpayers millions of dollars defending lawsuits, in hopes that the taxpayers will eventually become environmentalists too.
The environmentalist typically lives in a fine house made of wood, furnished with beautiful wooden furniture. Then the environmentalist fights to prevent others from building such houses in his neighborhood, and fights to ban all tree cutting.
The goals of the environmentalist may be noble and good. But their methods are reprehensible and mean-spirited.
Environmentalists revile hunters, fishermen, and four-wheel drivers, all of whom want to preserve the environment for public use.
The environmentalist does this to cost taxpayers millions of dollars defending lawsuits, in hopes that the taxpayers will eventually become environmentalists too.
The environmentalist typically lives in a fine house made of wood, furnished with beautiful wooden furniture. Then the environmentalist fights to prevent others from building such houses in his neighborhood, and fights to ban all tree cutting.
The goals of the environmentalist may be noble and good. But their methods are reprehensible and mean-spirited.
Environmentalists revile hunters, fishermen, and four-wheel drivers, all of whom want to preserve the environment for public use.
In Colorado, environmentalists made up the "Preble's Jumping Mouse" and forced taxpayers to waste tens of millions of dollars defending lawsuits in courts. In early 2005, they finally confessed that there is no such creature as a Preble's Jumping Mouse. But now they argue that, since such a mouse COULD exist, we should not build in the habitat they COULD live in. This will force taxpayers to spend yet more millions in court.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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Environmentalist to homeless person: Get out of the way human scum, you're ruining the precious environment!
Me: Fuck you, you fucking faggot. Fuck the rainforest and fuck you too, bitch.
Environmentalist: Save the rainforest!
Me: No. Fuck you. We don't even need the god damn rainforest. Most of our oxygen comes from microorgansims living in the open-sea, trees contribute very little in fact. For every cure the rainforest provides, there are five more diseases you can get. Eat my shit, asshole.
Me: Fuck you, you fucking faggot. Fuck the rainforest and fuck you too, bitch.
Environmentalist: Save the rainforest!
Me: No. Fuck you. We don't even need the god damn rainforest. Most of our oxygen comes from microorgansims living in the open-sea, trees contribute very little in fact. For every cure the rainforest provides, there are five more diseases you can get. Eat my shit, asshole.
by SatanChrist May 23, 2005
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My English teacher said that the environment is more important than human life and then yelled at someone who was saying his/her instead of the feminine pronouns!
-pfff what a environazi
-pfff what a environazi
by Profveuxauxmerde April 9, 2011
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