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envirothon 

A high school competition in which teams from different school compete in a series of tests on such environmental topics as aquatics, soils, wildlife, and forestry, as well as an oral presentation on a current event topic. An incredible amount of fun for a nerd or hippie, especially on the national level. National competition usually involves barefoot ultimate during downtime.
Nerd #1: How long did you work on your oral presentation for the Envirothon?
Nerd #2: 15 hours straight, you?
Nerd #1: Man, only 10. It was awesome though!

Nerd #1: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Nerd #2: Pilgrims!
Nerd #1: And if Mayflowers bring Pilgrims, what do Pilgrims bring?
Nerd #2: Invasive species!!
Nerds: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Coventry beats Wheeler any day, Newfies rock)
envirothon by revscharm June 19, 2005
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envirotrendalist

A person who buys environmentally friendly products and vehicles for the purpose of being perceived as trendy and of higher social and/or moral status.
Mitchell traded in his gas guzzling SUV, becoming an envirotrendalist who takes every opportunity to show off his high-tech hybrid.

Environho 

A person that uses environmental issues to meet people.
She picked up more phone numbers at the shoreline cleanup than trash, what a sad environho.
Environho by Eddie O Spaghetti O November 24, 2009

Enviro-thon 

an annual school-supported contest that challenges students in CNY to learn more about nature, such as forestry or aquatics; a contest in which the winning team is awarded a trophy that signifies students who are aware of their environment
Student 1: "Hey did you find out who won the Enviro-thon?"
Student 2: " Yeah the kids from Pulaski won the trophy, they must really know a lot about nature and stuff."
Student 1: "Didn't they only have like 4 people?"
Student 2: "Yep and they still won."
Enviro-thon by Ð@ñ February 19, 2009

envirophobic 

Scott is so envirophobic that he moved to Denver to avoid ocean rise.
envirophobic by clickeye3 February 3, 2019