The premise that if an underage girl is old enough to count, she is old enough to have sex with. In most countries though, acting upon this notion constitutes as statutory rape.
"Hey check out that babe over there, she's totally giving me the eye."
"Yeah but she's only like 7 years old"
"Hey man, old enough to count, old enough to mount."
"Yeah but she's only like 7 years old"
"Hey man, old enough to count, old enough to mount."
by Lars Blackman October 15, 2011
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When someone never leaves things that are already well. Taylor swift use of this expression on her single "ME!". She says: "I never leave well enough alone" she means that she always wanna improve things that are already well.
by gullible little witch January 16, 2021
Get the Never leave well enough alone mug.The thing that idiotic kids in school say when you’ve been drinking out of the water fountain for too long
me: drinking for more than 10 secs after the pacer test
annoying kid: 123 tHaT’s EnOuGh FoR mE
me: slaps
annoying kid: 123 tHaT’s EnOuGh FoR mE
me: slaps
by metalmeadows1 April 10, 2022
Get the 123 that’s enough for me mug.The phrase is used either when one person doesn't want to do what another person tells them to do or someone sets something/someone on fire. Now it is usually adapted to make more sense in a conversation or when giving a girl a Charizard.
Ash: Charizard, use Fire Blast!
Charizard: (burns Ash) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!
Rapist: It's raping time!
Rapee: (Kicks rapist in the balls) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO RAPE ME!
Charizard: (burns Ash) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!
Rapist: It's raping time!
Rapee: (Kicks rapist in the balls) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO RAPE ME!
by BAHBP73 October 6, 2011
Get the YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME! mug.a rebuttle to the over used and now almost meaningless "thats gay" and a subtle rebuke to those still using "gay" as a pejorative term.
by H. Blonde October 17, 2007
Get the not gay enough mug.A way of conceding a point, or admitting while you may not agree with someone's opinion, they are entitled to have it.
1. BroA: Dude, why didn't you take that job? The benefits were killer!
BroB: Maybe, but it was so far out, I'd have spent more on gas than what they were willing to pay me.
BroA: Fair enough.
2. American: Personally, I don't like the British, because the British don't like us.
Brit: Fair enough.
BroB: Maybe, but it was so far out, I'd have spent more on gas than what they were willing to pay me.
BroA: Fair enough.
2. American: Personally, I don't like the British, because the British don't like us.
Brit: Fair enough.
by TLV August 16, 2011
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