Old enough to count, old enough to mount 

The premise that if an underage girl is old enough to count, she is old enough to have sex with. In most countries though, acting upon this notion constitutes as statutory rape.

"Hey check out that babe over there, she's totally giving me the eye."
"Yeah but she's only like 7 years old"
"Hey man, old enough to count, old enough to mount."

Old enough to count, old enough to mount by Lars Blackman October 15, 2011

Old Enough 

Someone who doesn't want to share their actual age to someone so they respond as "old enough".

Guy- "How old are you?"
Girl- "Old enough."

Old Enough by lccccc. August 11, 2010

Never leave well enough alone

When someone never leaves things that are already well. Taylor swift use of this expression on her single "ME!". She says: "I never leave well enough alone" she means that she always wanna improve things that are already well.

I never leave well enough alone

Never leave well enough alone by gullible little witch January 16, 2021

123 that’s enough for me 

The thing that idiotic kids in school say when you’ve been drinking out of the water fountain for too long

me: drinking for more than 10 secs after the pacer test
annoying kid: 123 tHaT’s EnOuGh FoR mE
me: slaps

123 that’s enough for me by metalmeadows1 April 10, 2022

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME! 

The phrase is used either when one person doesn't want to do what another person tells them to do or someone sets something/someone on fire. Now it is usually adapted to make more sense in a conversation or when giving a girl a Charizard.

Ash: Charizard, use Fire Blast!
Charizard: (burns Ash) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!

Rapist: It's raping time!
Rapee: (Kicks rapist in the balls) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO RAPE ME!

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME! by BAHBP73 October 6, 2011

not gay enough 

a rebuttle to the over used and now almost meaningless "thats gay" and a subtle rebuke to those still using "gay" as a pejorative term.

1. "You watch America's Next Top....that's gay"

"To the contrary...not gay enough"

not gay enough by H. Blonde October 17, 2007

Fair enough 

A way of conceding a point, or admitting while you may not agree with someone's opinion, they are entitled to have it.

1. BroA: Dude, why didn't you take that job? The benefits were killer!
BroB: Maybe, but it was so far out, I'd have spent more on gas than what they were willing to pay me.
BroA: Fair enough.

2. American: Personally, I don't like the British, because the British don't like us.
Brit: Fair enough.

Fair enough by TLV August 16, 2011