enigmaneering

like imagineering, except it makes no sense

lock up the copy paper because we use too much, don't order toiletpaper because it COSTS MONEY, drive past 4 Lowe's stores (40miles) to deliver an appliance that was in-stock w/in 10 miles of customer's house; complete enigmaneering

by fargenbastage June 12, 2009

Enimal

An animal used to give oneself an enima. I.E. Gerbil, hamster, raccon, etc.

Thanks for letting me use your guinea pig. He gave one one amazing enimal.

by Rataru July 31, 2009

Enigmata

Person mad at the urban dictionary's stupid fucking entries

I'm so mad at these definitions I might be an Enigmata

by Bruhmoment2400 August 19, 2020

Enigmanticounter

Enigmanticounter (noun):

An encounter with a mysterious individual that sparks curiosity, intrigue, and a sense of wonder, often leaving one captivated by the enigma and mystery surrounding the person.

Walking through the dimly lit streets, she stumbled upon an enigmanticounter—a chance meeting with a stranger whose enigmatic aura and cryptic words left her both mesmerized and craving to unravel the mysteries hidden within their captivating presence.

by Kewk July 2, 2023

engman

Common Swedish last name, usually teased for it. "Eggman, Egghead, Egg and ham." All Engmans are cool though, deep down they are the funniest, most trustworthy, friendliest people. If you mess with them, you fucked because alot of them are either small or look innocent they might actually put you in hell if you get on their bad side.

Person 1: "Wow Alysia Engman, what a funny last name"
Person 2: "Nah man don't say that, she's actually one of the best people you'd meet"

by swedishmafia12412 May 19, 2018

enigab

Great, cool, amazing, poggers

Tommy: yo that is so enigab

by Bootsandpoots April 10, 2021

barium enima surprise

During a barium enima procedure the patient can no longer hold the barium within theirselves and it explodes out of their anus and covers the xray technician in a wonderful surprise

The doctor threw up when his technician received an uncommonly high barium enima surprise in the face.

by sevenducksuited March 14, 2010