EJ

EJ is a tall, lanky guy with an absolute god complex. He is a basketball prodigy but sometimes loses his sports credit because he thinks formula one racing is entertaining. If you look into his eyes you will undoubtably get lost in them and have an undying need to learn more. If you are lucky enough to get close to him you will either find that his humor is creepily soothing or you will see the not as nice side. At night he turns into a boney, spiky haired gremlin who will sneak up on you while you sleep and suckle the blood through your toes while staring at you in a very horny way. If you see an EJ, stay away from him unless you have his favorite food, deep fried worms. If you can supply him with enough worms you can be sure that he will not suck out your blood.

"that's the EJ that tried to suck my toe blood!

"EJ is so good at basketball."

"I ran out of worms, I think EJ is gonna kill me!"

by Horse_Boy_20 November 30, 2021

EJ

EJ is straight up the most sped person you will ever meet. He has sexually harassed multiple women, and has no respect for authority. He is the type of person to light a pile of clothes on fire inside an apartment building. He watches porn in public and won't care if you tell him off. He is a true degenerate

Person 1: Did you hear EJ got arrested for sleeping in a public park?

Person 2: It seems like something he would do

Person 1: Yeah

by Justin Bravetti November 29, 2022

Ej wiesz co ja słyszałem?

Zazwyczaj używa się do obrażania jakiegoś fajfusa

-Ej wiesz co ja słyszałem?
-Nie wiem co słyszałeś

-Słyszałem że on ma małego

by Tusty Pompa July 29, 2020

EJ mellhead

The best rapper on spotify by far, a lyrical mastermind and he makes the best music. absolute peak!

Person one: EJ mellhead is the greatest rapper known to mankind
Person two: i know right

by B2#OT July 4, 2023

Ej Nahoj

Ej Nahoj is a very advanced of saying goodbye 'I had a very fun talking with you, see you next time!' in the Latvian language.

Markuss: Well that was all, see you next time.
Janis: Ej Nahoj

by Markoss September 6, 2022

EJ

That boy gets all of the girls because he is so flaming hot and all of the girls just flock to him because he is just him also in his free time he likes to fly around with his jet pack with hot chicks.

EJ is so hot

by Definitely not EJ September 19, 2023

EJ

The most fat ass nigga you will ever meet, talks alot, misses his ex, depressed, loves ice cream as a diet, emo, ugly ahh haircut all the time, came out of his dads vagina.

Ej is so nigga

by anonymous February 19, 2023