Bum-fuck Egypt

The middle of nowhere

Damn! Dude! Your girlfriend lives in the middle of Bum-fuck Egypt!

by Anonymous January 7, 2003

Bum Fucked Egypt

Some arbitrary, far away place.

Note: It should be "Bum Fuck, Egypt", not "Bum Fucked Egypt".

My package is taking forever to get here. They must have sent it through Bum Fuck, Egypt

by Barkeep July 27, 2004

Facebooking from Egypt

A universal term to sarcastically poke fun at your friends on Facebook who seem to - without fail - always have something exotic going on in their lives.

Mike said he can't make it to my going away party...guess he's Facebooking from Egypt.

by BehindtheHype June 18, 2010

Moving rocks In Egypt

Being so degenerate that it results in your parents kicking you out, or you going to rehab.

Bro Stein didn’t so much ketamine he is moving rocks in Egypt now.

by D$way November 11, 2021

Butt Fuck Egypt

anywhere considered a long walk away

wanna go to the park?? No!! its in butt fuck egypt...

by Gorgous Randy Flamethrower October 20, 2015

Butt Fuck Egypt

BUTT FUCK EGYPT The one and only definition according to my 102 year old grandfather who coined the phrase back in the Great War when he was stationed in in the middle of the desert in Egypt and was craving human sexual relief.

Flippity floo I aint had no people "tang" since I dun got put here in the middle of Butt Fuck Egypt.

by Profanisaurus Rex August 29, 2009

Butt Fuck Egypt

East of the Mississippi River, North of the Ohio River, West of Indiana, and South of Interstate 64. A.k.a, Where I live. A.k.a, Southern Illinois*.

*Southern Illinois is often referred to as 'Little Egypt,' so this makes more sense :P

Random person: Where are you from?
Me: BFE.
Random person: Wtf?
Me: Butt Fuck Egypt.
Random person: ...Wtf?
Me: Southern Illinois.
Random person: Ohh..you poor creature..

by NutzNutzNutz October 23, 2010