A blond fatty who doesn’t help with a school project if your working with him. Also with the fact he doesn’t do crap he also doesn’t let the other people do work too. Making it so everyone fails because of him. He’s also has autism and he is fricking trash too
by simrext February 28, 2019
by Derk_Griffin April 19, 2016
by edwardbungmyboose December 05, 2018
An English guy with an extremely attractive mother. Edward's always talk about how much they hate minorities and women. If you are a girl and an Edward likes you, you are probably fat or under the age of 15. Edwards love talking about politics and sports and will shit on you if they disagree. Also if you are poor, Edwards will probably bully you.
by snoopy giacinti August 27, 2019
Edward Got a small dick
by Smd247 March 21, 2018
by Smd247 March 20, 2018
Edward is a bad-ass assassin from the Anita Blake, vampire hunter book series. He is also known as Death and by his alias Ted Forrester, the name that he uses when he is doing legal jobs. He is described as average height with blond hair and ice-blue eyes. He hunts vampires and wereanimals because humans are too easy to kill and he wanted more of a challenge. He often says how much he loves his work. He likes to use a wide range of weapons on his monster hunts including flamethrowers, sub-machine guns and LAWs. He is a bit of a sociopath but also a brilliant actor, he can switch from his intimidating, emotionless self to his charming, texan alias Ted in a split second.
I was the Executioner, but the vampires called Edward Death. He'd earned the name. - Anita Blake
The world is being invaded by sparkly vampires, what do we do? Call Edward.
The world is being invaded by sparkly vampires, what do we do? Call Edward.
by nosparkling June 26, 2011