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Edward

Edward is a troublemaker who loves to pick fights with friends. Edward is always being pulled out of class and sent to the office. He is a gay whore, and loves to play with his hair. Edward is also desperate for love. He also has a nickname that is Edweird.
Edward: im the one the one..
Teacher: edward office now!
Students: ooo he's in trouble.
by Loveable.Tails June 7, 2019
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A unusually short adult male
by Derk_Griffin June 5, 2016
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Edward is a fellow who like to ejaculate on peoples foreheads
OH NO!
ITS EDWARD!
HIDE OR HE WILL GET YOUR HEAD PREGNANT!
by edwardbungmyboose December 5, 2018
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An English guy with an extremely attractive mother. Edward's always talk about how much they hate minorities and women. If you are a girl and an Edward likes you, you are probably fat or under the age of 15. Edwards love talking about politics and sports and will shit on you if they disagree. Also if you are poor, Edwards will probably bully you.
Patrick: I don't have enough money for dinner
Edward: You stupid poor oaf
by snoopy giacinti August 27, 2019
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A bitch ass nigga that’s obsessed with a girl named Ivette and also a fake friend
Edward Got a small dick
by Smd247 April 9, 2018
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A piece of shit nigga that is obsessed with a girl named ivette
Edward, a bitch ass nigga that is pussy
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Edward is a bad-ass assassin from the Anita Blake, vampire hunter book series. He is also known as Death and by his alias Ted Forrester, the name that he uses when he is doing legal jobs. He is described as average height with blond hair and ice-blue eyes. He hunts vampires and wereanimals because humans are too easy to kill and he wanted more of a challenge. He often says how much he loves his work. He likes to use a wide range of weapons on his monster hunts including flamethrowers, sub-machine guns and LAWs. He is a bit of a sociopath but also a brilliant actor, he can switch from his intimidating, emotionless self to his charming, texan alias Ted in a split second.
I was the Executioner, but the vampires called Edward Death. He'd earned the name. - Anita Blake

The world is being invaded by sparkly vampires, what do we do? Call Edward.
by nosparkling June 29, 2011
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