Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth

To silence someone instantly by shoving your dick in their mouth.

Girl: I was like No! IM going out with Tom and she was like NO I AM and so I was like nu uh I am and she was like no way I am and I was like-
Guy: Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth
Girl: What?-urghlughg!

by Jake Broholm April 5, 2010

um excuse me

something all cool people say when there is awkward silence. if you are talking to someone and they stop responding but you don't want to be a pain, just say um excuse me. it always works.

"so...."
-awkward silence-
''um excuse me"
instant messgae/ text
"hi"
"hi"

"wu"
"nm"
..........................
"um excuse me"

by cow125 October 6, 2012

excuse me

What you say when you fart. (Britain)

American: Excuse me.
British: -snigger-

by Desmondly December 9, 2008

excuse me, but i have to go to the pissa

a phrase used when you need to go to the bathroom, such as when making natural pee; best used in a typical, generic, angry Ms. Hasz British accent.

Excuse me, but I have to go to the pissa.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

A humorous misheard song lyric in the song "Purple Haze." The actual lane is "Excuse me while I kiss the sky."

Today, it is used as an umbrella term for misheard lyrics in various songs.

Fun Fact: Sometimes, when Jimi Hendrix performed this song, he would actually say "Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" to screw with the audience.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 12, 2022

doctors excuse

A handy printable document that can get you out of life's most horrific situations

"Yo bro -- I need a doctors excuse because I went on a booze binge this weekend and missed three days of school. Know where I can get one?"

"Yeah brah, just hit up bestfakedoctornotes.com and print one out."

by CharlesMacneil August 28, 2013

bs excuse

Garbage rationalization one uses for justifying poor decisions, deceit, inadequacy, etc. They are often fallacy in themselves that they have adopted as truth in their own head so that they can have a justification for their own illogical actions. It becomes a form of "truth" to the person owning it and using it. Although convincing to the one utilizing it the rest of the world can see it for what it is..irrational, illogical and often nonsensical. Ironically the creation of it is often more laborious then if the truth itself was just presented but in the users mind this is the best path.

No woman wants a bs excuse for why a man cheated.

by Princess Perception October 7, 2015