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Jay Malsky. Liberal actor. Also known as "The Jerk Who Yelled In Disney World's Hall of Presidents".
Me: I just saw a video of a guy yelling "Lock Him Up!" at Trump's robot in the Hall of Presidents today.
Brook: Who yelled?
Me: Earnest Gay Thoughts. Real name: Jay Malsky.
by thebear424 June 11, 2018
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eanst

A unit of measurement for for spices, powders, and elicit substances, etc;
Pronounced: eeenst
I’m gonna sprinkle an eanst of keef on that bowl for ya bro.
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Ernst

Taking supply-limited vaccine before healthcare providers receive theirs after spending a pandemic spreading lies about it being a hoax
They are trying to Ernst their way in.
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Ernst

He wears a survey corps cloak calls it a Body Scarf and gets mad when you call it a cape
Aidan: Hey Ernst nice cape!

Ernst: you know it's a body scarf call it a cape one more time and I'll beat you senseless
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Earnist

He is a great father and friend. He is very sweet and kind. He may act all tough on the outside but on the inside he is a cuddle bear and is caring if u are down. His intelligence is high, and he'll tell you all about it. You would be lucky to find an Earnist- they are unique.
My best friend
Earnist is awesome!
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Earntesthe

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Ernst

An Ernst is a wonderful Person with a great sense of humor. Ernst is a wonderful human being with a beautiful smile and a repertoire of facts about politics and science-fiction they will be happy to share with everyone that appreciates their wide range of expertise. They're a friendly communist with pink hair. You will spot an Ernst from miles away because of their height and superiority over little, tiny crabs. They will be there for their friends and family and are the greatest companion someone could imagine. Their handsomeness and skill are exquisite and like no other.

The natural habitat of an Ernst is a cottage in the countryside where foxes roam and the gardens bloom. There they will settle and read the political theory and be as great as always.
One day, the Ernst of the world will take over and become the one the world needs. Their party will rise and happiness will spread, depending on your willingness for change. The only downside to Ernst is their serious blindness regarding the awesomeness of cats and long-sleeved shirts in summer. But Ernstis are capable of learning. If you don't have an Ernsti in your life, you will die because of the lack of wisdom and peculiarity such misfortune comes with. So go find yourself an Ernst and live happily ever after.
Go get yourself an Ernst.

There is an Ernst, we will not worry any more.

Look a Spaceship. Such an Ernst.

Cats are better than Ernstis Orcas.
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