explosion

An explosion may be defined as a loud noise accompanied by the sudden going-away of things from the places they were before.

Explosions are so shexy!

by iMacThere4iAm August 9, 2006

linkedin explosion

When one goes from being a "job seeker" on linkedin to being employed and wanting to show off to all your friends/colleagues through inviting them into your network.

Having minimal information on your profile and "in search of new career opportunity" to having a gratuitous amount of pages of text on a job you haven't even started yet.

Joe just had a linkedin explosion? Suddenly he thinks he's hot shit after landing that gig at BMW, he's adding everyone left and right bro.

Did you hear? Jill recently went from struggling liberal arts graduate to retail at Saks. She had a linkedin explosion and added our entire graduating class to brag about it through status updates.

by Spartan09 December 12, 2009

rectal explosion

What takes place in the bathroom the morning after eating Mexican food and beer
hershey squirts

Don't go in there, I just set off a rectal explosion!

by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

Quantum Explosion Dynamo

The final level in Commander Keen Episode 5, The Armageddon Machine. Can be abbreviated as QED.

The QED (Quantum Explosion Dynamo) was a super hard level to beat!

by Jhorbygab January 14, 2008

boob explosion

when a womans breasts are so large and constrained they're almost busting out of her clothes

"omg, look at her chest"

"ikr? boob explosion!"

by blueymcphluey November 6, 2009

Emoji Explosion

When someone sends you a text, using an annoying amount of emojis (3 or more), instead of using their words.

I sent you a long drawn-out text, letting you know exactly how I feel about you, and your response was an emoji explosion?!

by Mellie D. September 30, 2016

anus explosion

when your anus explodes from a furious bowel movement.

I thought it would be a soft crap, but little did i know, it was an anus explosion.

by MisterFister6969696969 July 29, 2016