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Re-evaluate chip dip

Verb - When you are eating chips with dip and dont have enough of one quantity so you change the amount of dip you put on a chip
I was eating nachos and has a little bit of cheese left and a lot of nachos so i had to re-evaluate chip dip and then i finished my nachos and cheese at the same time.
by Uselessness July 5, 2010
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Premature Evacuation

Attempting to leave an elevator at the wrong floor because you were't paying attention to the floor indicator.
Premature Evacuation: You attempt to get off an elevator, noticing that you're on the wrong floor.
by Diodeus January 9, 2013
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evaluate

When you watch gay porn over and over again till you can recreate it with your friends move for move
evaluate With the family
by M@xxypoo April 18, 2021
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Evacuationslap

I just evacuationslapped my sister! She said she wanted it inside her body too!
by niggersallovermyballs January 26, 2023
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Evacuator

A rare, extreme, and deeply disorienting bodily event in which a person simultaneously vomits and ejaculates. Though occasionally triggered by overwhelming sensory input, stress, or gastrointestinal revolt, it is more infamously associated with self-induced occurrences—typically through a deliberate combination of purging and sexual self-stimulation.

This dual expulsion is said to result in a state of total physical catharsis and psychic confusion, often followed by immediate regret, nausea, or unexplainable clarity. Urban lore suggests it can be accidental, ritualistic, or, in fringe circles, an act of “emotional unburdening.”
• “After downing two bottles of cough syrup and watching VR horror porn, he pulled the full Evacuator. Still not okay.”

• “She claimed it was tantric, but no—that was a textbook Evacuator. There was a bucket and a blanket involved.”

• “Dude, if you ever try the Evacuator on purpose, at least have a spotter.”
by EvacInvestor July 26, 2025
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bowl evacuation

When something is heated in the microwave to the point that it overflows the container holding it.
Ralph: Geez man, what happened to your porridge?

Jimmy: Bowl evacuation.

Ralph: Crikey!
by The Porridge of Oz November 25, 2009
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Stealth Evacuation

The tucking, removing, or general hiding of security ID's in a place of employment that requires name badges be displayed. This act is done during extended bathroom breaks, as not to be identified under the stall partition.
Ugh, I'm hungover as hell today... Time for a stealth evacuation and a quick nap on the can.
by ~TheLuckyOne13~ June 11, 2014
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