Federal Government PR term referring to a scheduled service that fails to become operative at the agreed upon time, usually due to higher priority legislative responsibilities slowing down the process with events including (but not limited to) wasting tax dollars on unapproved, discretionary outings, low-mileage private jets to environmental causes, scheduling hearings about hearings to discuss hearings concerning future hearings, and early identification and concealment of tax dollar shrinkage.
The new student loan website that was set to launch on Monday instead simply displayed, "Emergency Outage."
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*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!
by hardwarehunney514 June 11, 2011
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Get the Emergency Eye Wash mug.emergency sad nigga hours is activated in the event it's not sad nigga hours but you must reflect on your actions, feelings, someone or something hurtful and or you are in fact, sad
E.S.N.G is relatively the same but for the people who can't wait for Sad Nigga Hours to come
E.S.N.G is relatively the same but for the people who can't wait for Sad Nigga Hours to come
Man 1 : my gf just broke up with me, it's sad nigga hours
Man 2 : it's not anywhere between 2 or 5 am, it's E.S.N.H.
Man 1 : E.S.N.H.?
Man 2 : Emergency Sad Nigga Hours
Man 2 : it's not anywhere between 2 or 5 am, it's E.S.N.H.
Man 1 : E.S.N.H.?
Man 2 : Emergency Sad Nigga Hours
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Jesus Christ. I was at McDonald's drive-thru earlier when I had to abandon the car and run into the disabled toilets for an emergency wank. It was like I was possessed
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by Coinneach January 14, 2007
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After eating street tacos in Tijuana, Scott implores to Jef to pull over at the next gas station;
"Pull the fuck over dude, I've about to have an emergency blowout liquidation!"
Or in a more formal situation;
"Pardon me, I am about to have an EBL and ruin my tuxedo pants."
"Pull the fuck over dude, I've about to have an emergency blowout liquidation!"
Or in a more formal situation;
"Pardon me, I am about to have an EBL and ruin my tuxedo pants."
by Anton Berlin May 7, 2008
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