Eastern Tech

A school where we pretend to be smarter then we are. There arent any fights, teachers are mean, classes suck, & everyone secretly wants to go back to their home school. Kids from other schools think we're stuck up, but the truth is that half of us that go there don't really belong there at all. We have a great sports that no one cares about, & we never go on field trips. We have more school spirit then all of the other schools in the county put together, go mavericks !

Kid 1: where do you go to school?
Kid 2: eastern tech.
Kid 1: asshole.

by mommma August 4, 2008

Easter Worshipper

When you have to make a public statement about something that proves what you try to promote is dangerous.

Biased politicians reported the christians who were killed by islamic terrorists as easter worshippers.

by Wearewithhumanity April 27, 2019

easter sandwich

A hot dog on a bun, covered liberally with diced raw onions and egg salad made from thoroughly hunted easter eggs. MUST be chased with whiskey and coke. Hot dogs may be constructed from vegetable or animal matter in any proportion which satisfies the consumer's culinary mores.

Hey guys, do think it is a bad or awesome idea to eat this fourth easter sandwich?

by uberbee May 2, 2008

easter bunny

A lagimorph that delivers candy to kids.

I have to admit that I never believed in the Easter Bunny.

by TanooKirby June 4, 2003

Eastern Middle School

A public school located in Eastern Middle School- a general shithole complete with cockroaches, drugs around ever corner, several violent gangs, and a gifted and talented Humanities and Communications magnet program filled with Irish royalty, Chevy chase preps and Asian math nerds.

Person 1: Oh, you went to Eastern Middle School?

Person 2: Yeah, what do you do?
Person 1: Oh, I'm the CEO of a large corporation. You?
Person 2: Cool, I'm one of the leaders of MS-13.

by Hahaha.Hahaha.Hahaha June 14, 2010

easierly

Adjective used when something is both done in an easier way and more easily done, with more emphasis on how simple and effective this verb is occurring.

Jenna Rose looks so easierly in her new music video, what a hoe

by Quacka Jacka May 3, 2011

Easter Tree

Much like the fabled Christmas tree, the Easter Tree is often spray painted yellow, pink, and powder blue. Decorated with little authentic bunny pieces, and marshmellow Peeps©, children wake up early Sunday morning and climb to the top where there Easter baskets are bolted to the top.

Hey Elmer, check out there beautiful "Easter Tree".

by skanman April 11, 2009