dorito slap

An alternate version of the bitchslap or pimpslap in which an individual is slapped for inappropriately touching another individual's property and/or territory. Originates from the famous "Dorito Slap" commerical.

A: "Hey, check out Mark's new iPad!" *picks up iPad*
B: "You better put that down, you 'bout to get a dorito slap!"

by paperfairy17 February 7, 2010

Dumitriţa

Dumitriţa is a cute person and a fucking real fan of stranger things.She always make you laugh but she cry a lot.I think she is perfect and the best person in the world.

Love Dumitriţa

by Haden.. .... June 8, 2020

dorito master

A dorito that goes to dorito judo training and wind. Only happens once every 10 years.

Oh my god... Hes one good dorito.

Sighed dorito master

by SubToTMplayzOnYtIHave176Subs October 21, 2020

dhrithi

Idc you are the swaggiest

Dhrithi swag

by pumpkin pies <3 September 16, 2021

dorito

(N) A style of grooming a woman's pubic hair. Shaving the hair into a small, point-down triangle which resembles a Dorito snack chip.

I tried to get her to shave it all, but she went for the Dorito

by Bone June 18, 2004

drittering

Driving while posting to your twitter account. Usually thorough your iphone or blackberry

I was drittering about the crappy driver in front my me while heading to work

by renegadepotato March 30, 2009

Tom Deritis

A hairy Man bear pig who loves Drinking.His Crew accumalates of Joe Hyland,Matt Gallo a bitch named Dan Macaleer ,John McClernon,Nick Mustaro of Audobon,Jay Gallus.Steve Bonofiglia,and Collin Powell.They are just a bunch of party animals who love keystone light and girls.Tommy is known for his hairy ass chest,and his massive amount of "Hulk" anger.Tommy aslo has two two foot tumas on his two tangled toes.Overall tom is a all around good guy and friend

Ayo Tom Deritis you got two two foot tumors on your two twitty toes

by Joey Fingas September 15, 2009