Wind Dueling

while you're eating someone else's ass you burp in their ass while they are farting. You two are dueling with your winds and it ends with either your burp going inside their ass or their fart is going inside your mouth.

I was about to beat my girlfriend in wind dueling, but I accidentally threw up in her ass and got disqualified.

by SirBobbius December 25, 2021

Dueling

(n.) A graceful form of fighting for the gentry. No underhand tricks, tomfoolery left out, this is one good way to die.

Dueling was allowed in Hungary until 1933. However, should anyone be killed, mansluaghter was the sentance handed down.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

drama dialing

Just like an alcoholic is prone to drunk dialing, a dramaholic has the habit of doing a lot of drama dialing. The act of chain calling a number of people to repeat in detail the same random act of drama that, after the third call, loses its initial urgency. Typical behavior of the resident drama queen, drama dialing takes drama to the next level.

Sheesh, I am so over all of Tiff's drama dialing about her saga last night.

by Wild Danimal June 28, 2007

Drunk Dialing

Calling someone on the phone, while intoxicated, to tell them
1--what you really think.
2--something they should really know
3--Confess to something you did to them

While Drunk Dialing my ex-mother-in-law, I explained to her exactly what was wrong with her son, including his sexual habits.

by cowsarecool July 24, 2009

drug dealing

Bangin out nick and dime bags to marks. Servin hard white to fiends. Supplying pills to college students.

I was on the block holdin, drug dealing to anybody who was willing to get high.

by MTAE April 23, 2014

dialing the pink telephone

female masturbation

my wife was always dialing the pink telephone, citing my shortcomings

by bungcork June 15, 2009

Dulling

When you want to have a sexual relationship with someone but they're not willing to have it with you.

I got her flowers but she's still dulling me.

by Alexander90210 May 25, 2018