tumble dryer abortion

The tumble dryer method is where you put your newborn child in the tumble dryer and max out the speed

I just used the tumble dryer abortion method on my neighbours kids

by LegaliseAbortions January 1, 2022

Lincoln Blow Dryer

The act of a sister blowing onto her brother's penis while a cob of corn is in the anus of either participating party

I didn't know I'd be into it, but after my sister gave me a Lincoln Blow Dryer last night I can't go back.

by Mank_Demes February 14, 2019

Draperise

A phrase meaning to take the work of a colleague or friend and present this as your own, taking all credit.

Any errors in the work are blamed on the original contributor.

I was attending a presentation held by my manager when I realised that my manager was presenting my work, taking all credit - I had just been draperised.

by Draperised November 16, 2022

Going Draper

To disappear suddenly and without warning to somewhere less strenuous and relaxing for a very "up in the air" amount of time.

Man this job sucks I barely get paid anything, my boss is a Dick and these creditors are always on my ass! Fuck this I'm Going Draper Tonight!

by Shadow 2012 August 21, 2009

Dryer Sheet

A person who clings to someone or something like a dryer sheet does to clothes fresh out of the dryer. These people are normally new somewhere and are trying to make friends or are younger kids.

Sally: This kid keeps following me around all day, he wont leave me alone.

Billy: That kids a real dryer sheet

by True inventor of this word January 14, 2011

blow dryer

during the act of 69ing your partner, you expel gas from your anus into their hair.

I've shampooed my hair six times and still cant get the smell out from when Mike gave me a blow dryer.

by Clayton25 March 21, 2008

Dryer

The type of girl that sleeps around but can't ever seem get wet and, out of her own insecurity that she is sexually deformed, always blames it on the guy. Her serious denial forces her to intentionally never have any kind of lubricant available. Most commonly stems from some sort of deep seeded 'Daddy Issues'.

I fucked a dryer last night and now I have an Indian Burn on my dick!

by David From Austin October 1, 2007