When I go to the bathroom at college I turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me pooping. It also makes me poop faster because I don't want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.
by Kt K March 21, 2007
Get the hand blow dryermug. Texas blow dryer when you stick a blow dryer in a girls vagina while turned on and she gives you head
by evaldesx_ September 18, 2016
Get the texas blow dryermug. by scottdking February 10, 2017
Get the Dryer then a popcorn fartmug. That's where you sit on a girl's head, she pulls down on your "cord", and you dry her hair with your farts.
During the most recent neighborhood power outage. My wife grew frustrated due to the lack of power to blow dry her hair before work. Being the loving husband that I am, I allowed her to use my Turkish Hair Dryer instead.
by Cliff_Shitsgood August 17, 2012
Get the Turkish Hair Dryermug. When a person farts into a plastic bag during sexual intercourse, then pops it in the face of there partner.
by Danny St. Louis Blow Dryer October 20, 2017
Get the St. Louis Blow Dryermug. by Ely Access Guy November 17, 2024
Get the hand dryermug. Looking through the dryer for clean clothes because you are either: a) too lazy to fold your clothes and put them away, or b) wear the same clothes over and over again despite having tons of stuff you never wear.
F: Why is that shirt so wrinkled?
M: I had to do some dryer shopping this morning to find my lucky t-shirt.
M: I had to do some dryer shopping this morning to find my lucky t-shirt.
by Lazy_ginger June 20, 2020
Get the Dryer shoppingmug.