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Dozer

A girl that's so disgusting you fall asleep having sex with her. Someone you labotomize and leave in the middle of nowhere. An organ donation.
That dozer?! Haven't done that kinda trash in a long time but good for a beating to get your reputation back, you can break her down for fun and no one cares because she wouldn't be missed.
by Canwebeedoneyet22 November 16, 2022
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Dozer

a Dozer IS A TOTAL MACHINE FROM THE VIDEO GAME pay day 2
The dozer is my arch-nemisis
by Jack The Ripper_wolf September 19, 2020
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Dozer

A heavily armored Special Unit in Payday 2, pain in the ass to deal with
"Make way, FOR THE DOZER!"
by Jestacog3 January 18, 2023
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New Jersey Bull Dozer

When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.
Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017
mugGet the New Jersey Bull Dozermug.

BRO dozer

One who is capable of maintaining more than one home hip at one time
She is bro dozer
by Aprilstone1127 April 28, 2019
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Frumping a Dozer

That dog is frumping a dozer in the middle of the street.

He's what?

He's dropping a deuce. You know, taking a shit. Pooping.
by Metalgirl207 December 20, 2020
mugGet the Frumping a Dozermug.

Baby Dozer

A baby bulldozer ; bulldozer meant for bulldozing babies.

A Ford F150 or other truck / SUV with a tall front-end.

known for the driver's inability to see small obstacles such as small children, toddlers, and babies, the ford f150 and models similar to it are considered 'baby dozers'
Example 1:
p1: man I'm so glad we're about to cross the street! Let's go!

p2: Woah! Hold on! That Baby Dozer isn't slowing down.
p1: I'm so glad I waited! He ran the red light! Certainly wouldn't have seen me if I were a small child.

Example 2:
p1: did you hear what happened to john's niece ?

p2: yeah, she got taken out by a baby dozer. certainly heartbreaking.
p1: RIP little sally.
by A_person_in_Willthewise July 24, 2025
mugGet the Baby Dozermug.

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