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Douchejerkhole

Pronounced: Doosh-eh-jerrk-hole.

(Noun) One who emits the qualities of a douchebag, jerk and asshole all at once. Usually applied to someone with an apathetic, aloof or insensitive attitude.

(Adjective) Insensitive, rude.
Person 1: My puppy died. =(
Person 2: Oh well.
Person 1: You're a douchejerkhole!

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Person 1: He canceled our date and then went out to get blazed with his friends instead.
Person 2: What a douchejerkhole thing to do!
by Catherine_x69 April 24, 2008
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doucheberry

Like a dingleberry is a turd that sticks to someone/somethings ass. A doucheberry is an ex partner who just won't go away, usually refering to a male ex(female ex's who exhibit this tendency are known as dinglebitches).
This girl I'm seeing keeps telling me her ex husband stakes out her house to see who she's dating, what a doucheberry he is.
by TripsDadisOne September 25, 2009
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Douchederp

A person who's a cross between a douche-bag and a herp derp.
Bill is such a douchederp!
by ladymonsterxo December 15, 2010
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Doucheipel

A person who strives all their life to be the highest form of a douche bag, but does not succeed. They follow the acts of other douche bags, thus making them a follower of douche baggery acts.
Dori: He couldn't be more of a douche bag.

Tammie: That's because he's a doucheipel.
by Musiclove420 July 7, 2011
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doucheberry juice

When a douchebag starts sweating because he knows the words coming out of his mouth are complete and utter bullshit.
Jason: Does Calvin even know what the hell he's talking about?
Colin: No...look he's sweating out doucheberry juice
by Jason696969 April 24, 2013
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douchamera

The rear-facing camera on an Apple iPad which inexplicably conveys to the user that they can use a tablet as a damn camera.
Look at this jaggoff. He's ruining the aquarium with that douchamera!
by Intornet December 27, 2013
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Doucheberg

A doucheberg is a person that's such a huge douche, that what you see, you're still just barely scratching the surface. All you're really seeing is the 10% of the douche that's on the surface, and that there's still a whole other 90% douche under the surface, that you still haven't seen.
John is such a doucheberg that the day after a first date, he called her at 2am, drunk off his ass, so she could pick him up and also asked if he could stay at her place.
by Snarf74 July 23, 2015
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