Diffo

A shortened version of the word different.

"We do things a bit diffo over here

by c-w.w November 22, 2018

doof doff

A dork, geek, dweeb,goofy,an action that was totally not cool!

That kid is such a doof doff!

by AustinK6 March 31, 2009

Doffy

Unknown origin. It was not till summer of 2002 that doffy was fully realized by his lover Wock. They make make sweet love. Anal sex only.
He enjoys short wocks on the beach, followed by pounding of the rectum. :) k thx hes mine- sry.

"Dooooooffaaayyy!" also see magic conch

by Arthur October 17, 2004

doffus

An idiot.

A klutz.

Oh man - I'm such a doffus, I just cut my leg off.

by Marcus Jones April 6, 2005

doffin

Doffin is the act/art of leaving a residual stamp on a girls forehead after she has completed a blow job. To qualify as a doffin the male receiving the blow job must exclaim "DOFFIN" in a high pitched scream as the stamp is administered.

Your mum asked me to doffin her last night. But i wasn't in the mood. We went bowling instead. Still pretty weird i guess.

by Dave Brubeck March 30, 2009

dogfood scam

1. A old school scam used by bums to get money by using a can of dog food and a can of cornbeef and hash. The can of dog food is emptied and cleaned out and the cornbeef is placed in the dogfood can. The bum then sits outside a grocery store eating from the dogfood can and is given money by strangers that think the poor bum is eating dogfood.
2. Any scam where a bum lowers himself to a unethical level, such as pretending to have no legs.

Ford: Well the car is busted and I'm out of money.
porch: I have a couple of dollars. Lets get some cornbeef and some alpo and pull the dogfood scam.
Ford: Heheh, the dogfood scam, I'll get my bum suit out of the trunk.

by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007

Doffage

When two people have a fight or can also be referred to as two people having sex.

A doffage session is in need.

by RizzleTherman January 1, 2012