It doesn't matter

Nothing matters

Person 1: the sun will explode everything we do it pointless
Person 2: yeah it doesn't matter
Person 3: OK welp that's sad

by OK, why? June 9, 2020

doesn't suck

An understated expression of a positive mood or otherwise pleasurable emotional disposition; an outcome that far exceeds the standards and/or expectations set forth prior to a defined, goal-directed behavior; an understated expression of awe at one's good fortune or that of another.

It "doesn't suck", when you have a manuscript accepted for publication in a top-tier professional journal; when you win the lottery, get a large pay raise without a proportionate raise in your job's expectations of your productivity or responsibility; getting a minimal criminal sentence rendered by judge or jury that is of far less severity thsn that which was was expected (e.g., probation versus life sentence.

by Papi Nichols August 24, 2011

Doesn't Bush look tired?

A cunning plan to get rid of George Bush. Adapted from a Doctor Who episode, where the Doctor overthrows Harriet Jones' Government with 6 little words "Doesn't she look tired" which results in people speculating she is ill, and leads to a vote of no confidence.

The idea is to spread the idea that Bush looks tired to the same effect, and could also be seen as one big experiment to see if it works. Began as a meme on livejournal.

So, if you would like to take part in the experiment, or hate Bush and want to get rid of him, pass it on.

Doesn't Bush look tired?

You know, I think he does. I just mentioned that to my Mum and she agrees.

by Melbell January 4, 2006

where the sun doesn't shine

the anus (see also asshole)

Take your shitty campaign plans and put them where the sun doesn't shine.

by Light Joker December 19, 2005

size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate

Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.

by Jake March 24, 2004

doesn't even

The failure to so much as even achieve semantical coherence.

John, you just walked over to me like a ba'al worshipper mouth a'gape and stare blankly at me like a mad cow having a seizure - you don't even! John!..... John!!!!!! ......Does he even? *No, uh I don't think so, Sir* HE DOESN'T EVEN

by actuallyjesus February 22, 2019

Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.

Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.

by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 8, 2009