Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!

Used as a goodbye, usually a fast one, as fat kids stand no chance at all in dodgeball.

Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!

by Jeff Travers April 12, 2003

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off

The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.

Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.

by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020

old-school dodgeball

Dodgeball, but played with human heads.

old-school dodgeball it is

by MaybeARealWord January 13, 2022

Trampoline Dodgeball

Getting balls in the face for an hour from a man dressed as a wolf jumping on a trampoline.

I got trampoline dodgeballed last night, my face still hurts and I'm still hot and sweaty.

by CylonChris January 04, 2022

Trampoline dodgeball

Getting balls the face for one hour by a man dressed as a wolf then going to the pub and looking up sex positions on urban dictionary.

I trampoline dodgeballed last night and I am now all hot and sweaty.

by CylonChris January 04, 2022

Russian Dodgeball

Two People use a condom sexually until climax, use said condom as a toilet for the next 24 hrs. Freeze it over night, and play dodgeball. First to get hit eats it.

Man: lets play Russian dodgeball
Woman: Nooo! last time you had diarrhea

by DilfFucker69420 September 27, 2023

ultimate dodgeball

Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.

Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?

Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!

Kid: Faggot...

Hey Austin, want to go play ultimate dodgeball at the local sky-zone?

by Peyton Clark September 25, 2015