Dizzy Fap

A man with several media devices to watch porn on sets a rotating office chair in the center. He turns on all screens to a different porn video, usually his favorite ones at the time. He starts to rotate his body with his feet and uses his free hand(s) to masturbate. Spinning like a top while jacking off creates sexual inertia, and the feeling of an erotic adrenaline rush. This kenotic event triggers many sensations In the bodies neurotransmitters such as arousal and nausea. Many who participate in this activity have one goal to achieve orgasm before throwing up. This race against time is known to its contestants as the dizzy fap challenge.

mike? Ya Mom? Why is there vomit and sperm all over the office? dizzy fap.

Dizzy Fap by Carter R July 3, 2018

dizzy jizzy 

The act if masturbating and then blowing one's load while spinning in circles as to utilize centripetal force, thus maximizing the projectile range of said load.

My roommate was out of town so I covered his room with spooge by doing a dizzy jizzy

dizzy jizzy by jeffwards617 December 10, 2009

Dizzy Reed

Dizzy Reed is keyboardist for the hard rock band Guns N Roses. He has stayed loyal to the group since '89 and is the only surviving member of the group, besides Axl Rose. However, he is not considered an original member. He is a great keyboardist and will go wherever Axl takes Guns N Roses.

Axl: Now my keyboardist Dizzy Reed!

Dizzy Reed *starts playing the piano.

Dizzy Reed by Sleez Boy April 7, 2008

dizzy dyer 

Dizzy dyer is when you are banging a chick and then you spin around and get dizzy and bust a nut on your shirt with your dye.

He spun around 10 times before he did a dizzy dyer and stained his favorite unicorn shirt

dizzy dyer by triplewordscore May 22, 2011

Dizzy Bat 

A drinking game in which the participant chugs a full beer out of the open end of a wiffle ball bat. Next, the participant must crouch down and spin 10 times with their forehead placed on the end of the bat and then proceed to hit a beer can in which someone pitches to them. If the participant misses the can, they must then spin around 3 more times and attempt to hit the can again.

A normal dizzy bat experience includes face planting, falling in mulch, taking out lawn furniture and/or tiki torches and endangering surrounding spectators.

Once more experienced, the participant may engage in dizzy bat 5 or more times in one evening without face planting at all. Once one has mastered this game, it is safe to take the act of dizzy bat to the streets of Waltham and the greenspace.

In order to craft the perfect dizzy bat, one must carefully cut the end of the bat and shave it smoothly as not to cut the mouth while chugging intensely.

Boy 1: Hey, look at Bobby go! It took him 3 rounds of dizzy bat to finally face plant in the mulch! He's a pro!

Boy 2: I know! He is intense! In my first round of dizzy bat, I face planted once and then proceeded to take out 2 tiki torches! I hope one day I can be as good as him.

Dizzy Bat by Kristin Hebert June 23, 2008

dizzy dora hoe 

A girl who’s stupid over a boy

Bitch you let him drive your car while you at work you a dizzy Dora hoe

dizzy dora hoe by Davidborrus August 27, 2019

Dizzy Balloon 

A freakin awesome band from P-Town CA whose jams get bumped on live 105 and whose shows are fricken insane. Dizzy used to go by the name Panda until legal shit got in the way an they hada change it. Famous for bein the best looking collection of young men youve ever seen. Mr. Petros on lead vocals/guitar, Jonny on guitar, Joey on keyboard, Louie on drums, and Raffi on bass.

Paco says, "Hey, who be that dizzy boy in the pink sweatshirt?
Maria says, "Why that's the lead singer of Dizzy Balloon!"

Dizzy Balloon by nospeakenglish91 February 26, 2009