Cool kid diversion

When waiting in a line for a restroom, you realize the person in the restroom has been there too long, so you get out of line because you don’t want to be blamed by those behind you for the stink bomb previously left.

When one of the cool kids waiting for the plane bathroom realized someone has been in there long enough for a mondo dump, they did a cool kid diversion, got out of line and went to another bathroom.

by Fredish142 November 8, 2021

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

devotional angel

1)A person or being which sustains sanity in another. 2) A person or being that is praised for acts that would be impossible if attemted by another. 3) An amazing female which inspires her counter part into greatness.

My devotional angel brings inspiration to life.

by Angelisis September 30, 2004

Body-Part-Devotion

1. The fictitious commitment to a lovers body part. 2. The marriage between a part of the body that drives a person wild with lust.

Jessica Biel's ass is just too thick! I have such a Body-Part-Devotion to her ass that I want to marry it and buy a house in the city so we can share our life's together!

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

devortion

when the father or mother decided to abort /divorce from each other, while one or more children were being born thus abandoning them in the process

since i was born in devortion i really have no feelings for my dad

by Pesudonymdraon27 November 25, 2017

morning devotion

in a state of drunkiness or being "high" on illegal drugs.

After taking that glass of Easy Jesus ,he seems to be in a morning devotion.

by J-shay December 28, 2005

Distortion Language

Noun.
A form of spanglish and other made up words used widely in the Miami Lakes and Hialeah areas of South Florida. Founded by two brothers Andre and Migz Arellano circa 1998 and since then it has spread to the local scene in said area.

"Most teenagers in Miami Lakes and Hialeah now speak to each other in distortion language."

by Chingon December 16, 2005