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micro-dictorial

Some one that is far more controlling and overbearing than a micro-manager. This person will not just tell you how to do something, they will stand over your shoulder and tell you step by step to do the task the way they would do it, not even allowing you to proceed if you know how to do it in a possibly better, different way. Could also be referred to as micro-dictatorial; but "micro-dictorial" flow more easily off the tongue.
My boss is one of the most "micro-dictorial" people I have ever know.
by Snitas March 11, 2021
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Hotness Distortion Coefficient

The degree of inaccurate portrayal in the attractiveness of a woman by pictures of them posted online, typically by the said woman or her friends on sites like facebook. Due to the hotness distortion coefficient, a picture could be an inaccurate gauge of how hot a woman is if you have never met the woman in question irl. The decimal approximation for the value of the HDC is ±1.273
EQUATION TO DETERMINE HOTNESS:
Hotness distortion coefficient(face+tits+ass+overall body shape-fat)/5
=predicted attractiveness based on picture

*all values (eg face, tits, etc.) are taken out of the classic scale of 10
by Dr Grammar December 17, 2011
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distopian

The epitomy of dynamic perfection, including charming and characteristic flaws.
It was my distopian dream home.
by Nytsur October 19, 2006
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distorted penguins

by beatbopper October 26, 2003
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dictorian

A 2020 dad who rules his family in a 1900 strict ruling and also thinks he is above everyone else around him
Mum, Amy’s dad won’t let her have any social media, he is such a dictorian
by CD79 January 29, 2021
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Faded Distortion

A group of gamers who make awesome video game movies, hold LAN parties, and do other "nerdy" 1337 things.
by FreakTard May 27, 2007
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Disturbia

It's when you feel like,
somebody's watchin' youuuuu.
"Dude, you've got disturbia or something. There's NO-ONE outside the window."
by DMK741 March 15, 2009
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