Discount Baby

/n/ A baby born on or near a day with a annual discount.

List of days a discount baby may occur:
Beginning of September
End of December
And the beginning of every month.

by Razorclaw the crab April 22, 2020

discount acquaintance

a person who is not a close friend, but someone you have fostered a shallow relationship with for the purpose of securing cheaper goods or services

"My wife's friend Dave runs a five star resturant, but he's very conservative and we aren't very close; I see him more as a discount acquaintance."

by dean keenly April 14, 2014

Discount Floozy

A discount hooker/escort. (Male or female)

"Damn! They got discount floozys for 75 cents an hour!"

by That dude tho October 1, 2019

Discount Diggle

A small, inefficient penis

I'm not sure where we sit between her grabbing your discount diggle and male sexual harassment.

by niatox October 21, 2017

apply the discount

To excuse or accommodate the shortcomings of another person based on prior knowledge of said shortcomings and an acceptance that they are a part of the person’s personality and will not change. The sense is applying a discount to shopworn or damaged merchandise.

Aren’t you annoyed by John always showing up late?

No I just apply the discount.

by Sad Hatter July 18, 2021

discount smurf

When a person puts on a red swimming cap they then become a Discount Smurf.

(IT HAS TO BE A RED ONE)

Person 1: Hey I forgot I had a red swimming cap in my bag haha!

Person 2: Give it to me
.
Person 1: Huh?

Person 2: Now.

Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*

Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.

by Discount Smurf August 10, 2022

Police discount

Commonly given by a company or place of business to the men and women in law enforcement, EMS, and firefighters
i.e first responders
As a thank you for the service they do.

Officer can I get your $2 doughnuts

Cashier that will be a $1 with your police discount

by TheJew2k September 25, 2019