discount fuck

A person that looks like someone you wanted to fuck, back in the day, but couldn't

I got my Discount Fuck, when I fucked that bitch/ass, that looked like the girl/guy wanted to in H.S.

by Sandtrap Couillard April 1, 2023

Discount Pat

someone whos too cheap to buy something at regular price

omg there he goes again buying a reduced parfait he is such a discount pat

by team produce September 11, 2010

Discount Timberlake

Justin Bieber

Can you believe that ladies cream their jeans for Discount Timberlake? As if he’s poetry in motion...

by Turdberry October 6, 2018

Discount Floozy

A discount hooker/escort. (Male or female)

"Damn! They got discount floozys for 75 cents an hour!"

by That dude tho October 1, 2019

apply the discount

To excuse or accommodate the shortcomings of another person based on prior knowledge of said shortcomings and an acceptance that they are a part of the person’s personality and will not change. The sense is applying a discount to shopworn or damaged merchandise.

Aren’t you annoyed by John always showing up late?

No I just apply the discount.

by Sad Hatter July 18, 2021

discount acquaintance

a person who is not a close friend, but someone you have fostered a shallow relationship with for the purpose of securing cheaper goods or services

"My wife's friend Dave runs a five star resturant, but he's very conservative and we aren't very close; I see him more as a discount acquaintance."

by dean keenly April 14, 2014

Discount Diggle

A small, inefficient penis

I'm not sure where we sit between her grabbing your discount diggle and male sexual harassment.

by niatox October 21, 2017