Disaster-E-Azam 

Disaster-e-Azam Canadian Akshay Kumar has given 80 Flops and Disasters on Festivals, non holidays, even on full moon Day, half moon Day. Whenever he came on festivals people feared celebrating due to anticipation of a Disaster turning celebrations into mourning

His films have impacted more people in overseas than combined world war 1 and 2 with a tally of 120 Disasters in os
He is The ultimate Disaster-E-Azam far more threatening than Global warming

Disaster-E-Azam Akshay Kumar's Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments after losing their livelihood

Disaster-E-Azam Akshay Kumar's Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments after losing their livelihood

Disaster-E-Azam by badnaam_benaam July 3, 2019

Disaster Magnet

Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.

"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".

The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.

Disaster Magnet by Esqueleto22 March 27, 2021

Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues 

What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.

After you say this, of course, you laugh.

Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!

You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

(laugh)

Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021

Disaster Bi 

look up Everett Gray from XOXO Droplets.

JB: Everett is such a disaster bi

Disaster Bi by moreori May 3, 2021

Disaster Gate 

Disaster gate is a collective that fucking flopped

T: Damn bro where’s Disaster Gate?

S: Idk man but they flopped

Disaster Gate by anonymous November 21, 2021

Disaster forward 

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of a person who is always prepping for worst case scenarios and ensuring it doesn’t happen.

“You know Carol? She’s disaster forward. She’s always prepared.”

“What could happen if it’s not filed in 5 days? Don’t worry, I’m disaster forward and will have an action plan for you tomorrow.”

Disaster forward by anonymous February 10, 2023

Disaster forward 

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of someone who is always prepping for the worst case scenario and ensuring it doesn’t happen.

Don’t worry, nothing bad is going to happen. Carol is in charge and she’s disaster forward.

What happens if this isn’t filed in five days? I’m disaster forward and will have a preventative plan to you tomorrow morning.

Disaster forward by Pickled Olive February 10, 2023