Disaster Dick

A metaphor comparing your stroke game with your penis to a Disaster. Also it could potentially mean your dick has a disease and in that scenario you should probably go get checked out
I’m finna go to my girl’s house and give her that disaster dick
by Big Bad Uni July 31, 2019
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Shit disaster

The toilet initially is clogged up with toilet paper and shit. The victim then attempts to flush it again , with the toilet still being clogged, the shit and toilet paper rises further towards the top of the toilet. The victim then begins to panic and takes out the toilet brush from next to the toilet and attempts to push the shit and toilet paper down with it. This doesn't work and there is now shit on the brush as well. The victim then tries to hide the shit covered brush by putting it back into its case with shit still all over it . The victim then does a quick prayer, closes the lid of the toilet and flushes it again. If lucky, the shit and toilet paper will go down, if not, it will begin to come out of the toilet and create a shit tsunami within the house. If the contents went down with the flush, the victim then pulls their pants up and leaves the toilet as if nothing happened, trying to forget the shit disaster they just experienced.
Mum: "Hey Tom is the toilet clean? The guests will be here soon".

Tom: "I doubt it, I just had a shit disaster".

Mum: " Oh not again, you had one last week".
by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017
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Sonic.exe the disaster

A game made by OutLaikRBLX, Its premise is really simple. A Random player is choosen as sonic.exe while the rest can choose between tails, knuckles, eggman and others. Each having a ability in order to help in survival, Sonic.exe being able to impulse, attack, be invisible, and other stuff. Once the timer reaches the 80 mark a exit opens or a green ring appears (depends on the map) and you must run to it in order to escape. Also known to have high ping players and broken hitboxes.
Sonic.exe the disaster is a amazing game and so is the developer!
Yea dude, i cant even believe it was made by one single person! wanna hop on the experimental version? it has alot of cool stuff! even revamped maps!
Sure dude!
by Joe "Washington" deez nuts November 15, 2022
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Flaming Disaster

Describes a situation that is in desperate need of remedy. Something that is worse than horrible, but not devastating or life changing. A person's appearance that is worse than a hot mess. Something that could be viewed as being worse than a hot mess.
The new project that was constructed was worse than horrible, it was a flaming disaster. Having such hostile individuals all in the same room resulted in the meeting being worse than counterproductive, it was a flaming disaster. Even though we all worked collaboratively to complete the project, our efforts resulted in a flaming disaster.
by Dhe January 27, 2014
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Oop, disaster!

1) A term used when a VSCO girl drops her water bottle, thus denting it

2) What some Broadway actors say when you drop your playbill before they can autograph it at the stage door

So don't drop your playbill ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ or your HydroFlask
Maddie: *drops HydroFlask*
Maddie: Oop, disaster!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Katie: *drops playbill*
Kristen: Oop, disaster!!!
by Cyrene Bland December 29, 2019
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mattural disaster

A man made disaster as opposed to a natural disaster.
Did you see that Dodge truck cause a ten car pile up? What a mattural disaster!
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Dixie Disaster

Omg that Dixie Disaster is flirting with my boyfriend!
:O

by My stuff. May 29, 2008
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