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these people are not the brightest and have a low Iq of 2 but they play lots of video games and its all they do they dont know how to spell and arent very good at school or at work they sit in a chair and play video games ALL THE TIME
oh my god he is so lazy he must be a blast of disabelte
by blast of disabelte January 9, 2019
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Seven Deadly Disabilities

Seven Acquaintances who act as thou are Retarded, however thou typically in actuality arnt tramps and heathens, thoust are actually fully systematic and contributing members of society as an entirety, they jest often in thy shadows, and thous jests are legitimately absolutely bussing however thous jests art not to be taken delicately as it inherits crude and uncivilized humor and smatter serfs may find thee jests critically wounding, however no one fornicatiddly beseeched.
"Bro, did you hear about the the Seven Deadly Disabilities?"

"The fucking who?"
by MrStealYourArbortedBaby July 4, 2022
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Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD)

noun
A sudden, catastrophic "oops moment" in IT or cybersecurity where a system decides to take an unplanned coffee break—often accompanied by frantic troubleshooting, finger-pointing, and the ritual sacrifice of a weekend to the tech gods. Usually attributed to Murphy's Law, an overconfident patch, or a rogue cable someone swore "wasn't important."
Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD) - "Our firewall had a Rapid Unscheduled Disablement last night. On the bright side, it was the most efficient denial-of-service attack we've ever performed on ourselves."
by Cemetri Dutler January 16, 2025
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