pocket dial

In the cell phone age, pocket dialing is when your cell phone, seemingly of its own free will, dials your friends (or worse, enemies) at inappropriate times. This could be caused by small pockets or objects in the pockets that press buttons on your phone - including the send button.

I was totally making out with this chick when I realized I had pocket dialed my girlfriend. That was the last time she heard me moan - for some reason the bitch now wants nothing to do with me.

by Prakarp December 4, 2007

dial-up

Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because:
1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following)
2. They don't know about other ways to connect
3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one

I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

dick dialing

The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.

I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.

by blaatzDB July 10, 2009

bum dial

When your mobile phones someone while it's in your pocket.

I got a missed call from you but think you bum dialled me cause all I could hear at the other end was rustling

by Difaroo March 4, 2014

Dick Dial

Accidentally pocket dialing someones phone with your dick and or thighs. Same as butt dialing but done with a penis.

Did I call you?! nawww man! oh wait bro, my bad. You know I got this big black ass dick and these skinny jeans on... I must have accidentally DICK DIALED yo muthafuckin' ass!

by Rice4eveR d0tc0M November 3, 2013

Diala

Diala is an extremely independent woman, who you are lucky to have in your life. She's outgoing, flirty, and hilarious. Diala's are rare human beings. They are constantly happy and always laughing. Very passionate about her future and extremely down to earth!! She is the girl everyone looks for. One of a kind woman that no one compares to! She's really hot too ;)

Boy: "Wow man you got a Diala! Damn I wish I had one!"

by SMARTCOOKIE99 May 31, 2017

drunk dialing

The act of calling someone whilst being intoxicated. This is a VERY BAD idea. These calls are usually made to someone of the opposite sex or a relative. Can generally result in break ups, make ups or throwing up.

Maria and I were out and she tried drunk dialing. But, I told her that friends don't let friends dial drunk.

by smart_drinker December 15, 2008