dicktox

the act of cleansing male genitalia after an entcounter with a skanky ass ho'. can include physical scrubing of the penis and balls, doctor's visits, and/or prolonged abstinence.

Mike slept with Chistine and you know that bitch is dirty...now he's doing a dicktox.

by disaronno3 November 24, 2009

dickterectomy

The removal of a man's penis in response to him cheating.

"That fucking asshole. He cheated on me so I performed a dickterectomy while he was passed out drunk."

by Abita Strawberry June 15, 2014

Dicktonite

A dick so good, that it brings you to your knees with it's glory and power.

Hey Sharon, he used that Dicktonite on me last night. Had me week and powerless.

by Jawsh00 January 13, 2017

dicktopus

A octopus with multiple, multiple, multiple dicks that are intertwined and long

"Man I went all out with her last night"

"Did you do the dicktopus like o told you to do?"

"Hell ya!!"

by Shoniquashaquila December 6, 2016

Dicktermined

Despite many sexual climaxes in the past 24 hours you and your little buddy are determined to finish the job once more.

30 minutes later my girlfriend wanted to have sex again and I was dicktermined to satisfy her.

by That1guyoverthr April 23, 2017

dicktox

also known as dick-tox, or dick detox, a dicktox is exactly what it sounds like: a detox from the dick. whether it's just getting some space from the men in your life or just hoppin' off the dick so that you can think clearly, a dicktox is necessary for any person who comes in contact with schlongs, or people with them.

lisa: so how are things with steven?
julia: pretty bomb actually, but i think i need a dicktox, all this hot bangin' is scrambling my a thoughts a lil'. i think i need a break so that i can think clearly.

by ericacaaa June 13, 2018

Dicktosis

The imaginary thoughts of a man when he thinks he has a large penis, but it is just an inflammation from an STD.

Bob always bragged he had a large penis but it was just dicktosis.

by Mee12 June 27, 2018