dicksmashing

way better than masturbation.

1: whatcha doing?
2: dicksmashing!

by in4m8ion April 27, 2008

Dickshit

A person who finds it sexually arousing to give dogs anal.

" get your willy out it's arse you hairy little dickshit "

by Michelin July 17, 2006

Dickshitter

A slang term for homosexual

That guy has got to be the biggest dickshitter I've ever seen because of the way he's dressed.

by Rexton81 July 6, 2008

dickshit

The small amount of poo in a man's urethra after anal sex. someone who equals the same

"What's up dickshit?"

by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ October 18, 2008

DOCKSMITH

A petty criminal and repeat offender whose lack of success ensures court appearances of alarming frequency.

Terry can look after it?
That docksmith, fuck off.

by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010

Dickmitten

Any item or person that encompasses the male genitalia.

"Nathan, can you hand me my boxers?"
"You mean your dickmittens?"

by Dick Mitten November 2, 2011

Dickspit

The little dribble of semen that comes out during the smallest of ejaculations.

The porn wasn't the best, only got a little dickspit outta me.

by T2C2 December 10, 2014